Non-sports: Jackson WLBT news reports some whacked out sheeaaat

[woofdwoof]

sorry its a slow day in sports but...

... some of the funniest **** I have ever seen reported as news was in today's 6pm report about some dumb-*** redneck teenagers claiming to be part of a white street gang called Simon City Royals.

This was almost as pathetic as that old, ******-looking bank robber who was going around MS robbing banks calling himself the "Billy Goat Bandit"

But WLBT really topped it off by interviewing somes sweaty Melton supporters and one of them took his sun-glasses off and said "I think Melton is doing a good job because I know, I'm from the streets and i'm tired..."

WTF? !!

 

[oswalt41]

I Saw That Too.

 

[MaleBovineK9]

I've had several guys that worked for me that were in it. It is the white subsidiary of a black gang...gangsters (that's the name of the gang, original huh?) or bloods or some stupid ****. The guy I remember that was in it was a flaming homo. Oh, and they all had no teeth, no car, no soap apparently, and generally just worthless piles of ****.</p>

 

[woofdwoof]

I've had several guys that worked for me that were in it.

You're a drug dealer ?

 

[biguglyjoe]

I've had several guys that worked for me that were in it. It is the white subsidiary of a black gang...gangsters (that's the name of the gang, original huh?) or bloods or some stupid ****. The guy I remember that was in it was a flaming homo. Oh, and they all had no teeth, no car, no soap apparently, and generally just worthless piles of ****.</p>

That's street.</p>

 

[CivilEngineerDog]

been some HS cheerleaders in the gang.

 

[Ole Miss Grad]

It's a white gang that originated in Chicago.

Top 25 in the number that are currently in prison.

 

[MaleBovineK9]

You're a drug dealer ?

I am/was in construction.

 

[Stormrider81]

Had they set up shop in Jackson rather than Richland they'd still be in business. The Richland authorities just kept saying stuff like "we're not going to let them come in and take over, we're not going to wait on things to escalate, etc". Jackson would have sat back until things got bad and then complained about it and in the end would have ended up not doing much of anything.

 

[dawgman42]

Meth dealers? . . . . CHECK
Visible missing teeth? . . . . CHECK
Classic disshevled mugshots? . . . CHECK
At least two with multiple middle names likely including "Lee" or "Joe"? . . . . CHECK
Busted in Southern Rankin County? . . . . CHECK
Probability of a Camero being impounded? HIGH

The fact that the word "gang" was thrown in there was irrelevant in this.

 

[jakldawg]

Probability of a Camero being impounded? HIGH

We also would have accepted: TransAm or low-rider truck
and you can bet your *** they had some sweet personalized tags, too.
Thank you Richland police, my future trips to the catfish igloo will be worry-free.

 

[Ford76]

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[Shmuley]

nm

 

[Ford76]

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[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

/shamelessly hotlinked

 

[woofdwoof]

The Police should tell the homo on the far right (one without shirt) to keep his soap on a string when he excels to prison.
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[MrHooch]

I've had several guys that worked for me that were in it. It is the white subsidiary of a black gang...gangsters (that's the name of the gang, original huh?) or bloods or some stupid ****. The guy I remember that was in it was a flaming homo. Oh, and they all had no teeth, no car, no soap apparently, and generally just worthless piles of ****.</p>

<p style="font-weight: bold;">Dat's skreet.</p>

Fixed that for you...
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