Omg….I just realized

The Peeper

All-American
Feb 26, 2008
14,220
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No you don’t. You could watch real sports.
A quick look at the guide shows some very exciting car racing (turn LEFT everybody!), some excellent softball complete w/ bows in the hair and cheerleading, lots of golf (shhhhhhh be quiet), Rounds 4-7 of the NFL draft (ooh be still my beating heart), and MLB baseball which I assume you don't like either since you don't like the more exciting college version. You have fun stretched out on the couch watching all of that crap............
 

MStateU

All-Conference
Nov 15, 2009
802
1,498
93
A quick look at the guide shows some very exciting car racing (turn LEFT everybody!), some excellent softball complete w/ bows in the hair and cheerleading, lots of golf (shhhhhhh be quiet), Rounds 4-7 of the NFL draft (ooh be still my beating heart), and MLB baseball which I assume you don't like either since you don't like the more exciting college version. You have fun stretched out on the couch watching all of that crap............
I guess I'll sacrifice and put a butt on the smoker, drink some cold beer and watch baseball on my back porch. I'll try not to enjoy myself since it's not a real sport and I'm not allowed to like it.
 

NukeDogg

All-Conference
Mar 15, 2022
894
1,141
93
Just beat their asses and the whistlers usually shut up quickly...we learned this in '21 already
 

ronpolk

All-Conference
May 6, 2009
8,780
3,864
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My money is on Steel Magnolias and a good cry.
steel magnolias GIF
 

DawgieDust

Sophomore
Nov 6, 2017
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It's actually one of the most athletic sport. Catching, diving, throwing (off balance/one leg/two legs/ running sideways/ long distance/short distance), endurance, core muscle strength, quick twitch muscles, pitching, hitting, running, sliding, hand eye coordination times 100.