On GP, some guy is claiming Cohen has been hired...

[jwbigcreek]

http://forums.scout.com/mb.aspx?S=136#s=136&f=1570&t=2553406

 

[Shmuley]

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[Temple of the Dawg]

Some anonymous **** on GP said Cohen is hired!!! He didn't even bother to credit a super secret deep inside the A.D. source or to mention that his mother's hair stylist's cousin's gynecologist is a cigar boy and knew it for a fact!! It must be true!!

 

[newsheriffintown]

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[Temple of the Dawg]

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[MadDawg.sixpack]

his mother's hair stylist's cousin's gynecologist is a cigar boy

Hmmm.... A gynecologist AND a cigar boy? I sure hope he can keep his two lives seperate.

 

[Shmuley]

I knew it was credible when that sheep "Reed" chimed in with his "True" post. That dude is a 100% jort-approved, pornfro, koolaid sucking sheep. His posts in the past suggested he had connections.</p>

 

[Temple of the Dawg]

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[Temple of the Dawg]

I would be thrilled as hell....I have just had hopes dashed too many times by "credible" sources cited on jeans page. I hardly ever read that board anymore, so if reed is a reliable source, then great. However, I won't get excited until I see it in print.

 

[Shmuley]

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[RebelBruiser]

I'm guessing he pouts to the media with a few quotes and then packs his bags to move to Arizona. As much as I hope he does something crazy and Woody Hayes-like, I think he'll only be a little bit childish.

 

[DowntownDawg]

...I don't want him to change his mind over the weekend. All of this is fitting in with what I've heard, independent of the internet, for what that's worth.

 

[newsheriffintown]

little chest thump ... i gave you the dirty when templeton was cut so trust me..... if i tell ya its gonna rain whatcha gonna do? grab your umbrella</p>

 

[Shmuley]

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[biodawg]

You have to think he has been wanting this opportunity his whole career though(being his alma mater). So if in fact it is true, I don't see him changing his mind.

 

[Optimus Prime 4]

that's a good hire for y'all if true.

I'd love to see both MSU and OM having great teams year in and year out. I think the hype and excitement would help both teams if they were consistently good and fighting for titles.

 

[Xenomorph]

..that's moving fast if true. I heard last night that Cohen had been offered and the way it was put to me was that GB wouldn't offer anybody until they'd already accepted. But I figured it'd be official Monday instead of Friday afternoon at quitting time.

Anyway... good for us. Looks like GB got his man.

And bash Raffo if you must, but he's a good guy. I'll choose to let him ride quietly into the sunset.

 

[Shmuley]

to keep Barnhart from making a run at him over the weekend.

Now get that presser scheduled and get his *** to The Jewel.