On todays edition of “You can’t make this **** up”….

[DesotoCountyDawg]

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[jethreauxdawg]

If you hadn’t eaten meat in a while, you’d be desperate too!

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Bold move to hire a member of the Donner clan. Guess that decision came back to bite them

 

[xxxWalkTheDawg]

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hell. He’s just hangry. Give him a hot dog.

 

[WilCoDawg]

Just trying to take a bite out of crime. Is that so wrong?

 

[jethreauxdawg]

I’ll raise you a chess grand master using vibrating anal beads to cheat.
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/magn...wist-chess-grandmaster-resigns-match-one-move

Checkmate.

 

[pmack3641]

Guess he bite off his nose to spite his face

 

[maroonmadman]

That's a sure-fire way to alienate his vegan customers. Both of them.