OT: Have to laugh but you can see the truth in the satire

[Prestonyte]

New Senate Anti-Murder Bill Caps Murders At 5,000 Per Day

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a landmark compromise between Democrats and Republicans, the Senate is set to vote on a new anti-murder bill that will limit the allowed murders to only 5,000 per day.

babylonbee.com

 

[Debo77]

might be best to get up early and get to it so you can get your murders in before the DEADline

 

[Psycock]

Makes as much sense as a lot of things this administration has done.

 

[Uscg1984]

After the 5000th murder, does it say we "may" start enforcing the law against murder, or "shall" start enforcing it?