So one of my earliest posts on this board was related to my Yeti hate. Fast-forward to today and somehow it's multiplied. Me being me I'm a little in the bag when I see a retargeting ad for "Tupelo". Something about "slow your roll, kids at play." Well I remember a band called "Slow Kids at Play" from the area 25 years ago (the precursor to Spunk Monkey's I believe) so I clicked.... As would some of you.
View attachment 23297
What do I find... blasphemy. Pure Blasphemy.
https://tupelogoods.com/products/cornhole-board-set-all-weather-waterproof
$1000 Cornhole sets. $165 rope swings. Turns out that the lady douche that owns it is from Kansas and used to work for Yeti.
How dare she disrespect the good folks of Tupelo... Nobody without a dendrology thesaurus knows about the Tupelo gum tree. They started out with the name "Yardbird" and sucked *** probably.. likely hired some **** ad agency that came up with Tupelo because of the Van Morrison song or restaurant Tupelo Honey.
Delete these mofos. If you want to use the name Tupelo, Cornhole boards are under $100 and rope swings are free after some carbon credits thanks to saving the tire.
I hope they suffer the worst form of bankruptcy. The anal one... I thought $400 coolers were bad... $1000 Cornhole. 17 you.
View attachment 23297
What do I find... blasphemy. Pure Blasphemy.
https://tupelogoods.com/products/cornhole-board-set-all-weather-waterproof
$1000 Cornhole sets. $165 rope swings. Turns out that the lady douche that owns it is from Kansas and used to work for Yeti.
How dare she disrespect the good folks of Tupelo... Nobody without a dendrology thesaurus knows about the Tupelo gum tree. They started out with the name "Yardbird" and sucked *** probably.. likely hired some **** ad agency that came up with Tupelo because of the Van Morrison song or restaurant Tupelo Honey.
Delete these mofos. If you want to use the name Tupelo, Cornhole boards are under $100 and rope swings are free after some carbon credits thanks to saving the tire.
I hope they suffer the worst form of bankruptcy. The anal one... I thought $400 coolers were bad... $1000 Cornhole. 17 you.