OT: Monkeys Loose Near Danville
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Average IQ in Danville just went up 5 points
If I ever start a punk rock band…
“Monkeys Loose Near Danville” might be the band’s name.
“Monkeys Loose Near Danville” might be the band’s name.
I imagine they're going bananas right now.
Might have been heading for a research location? Hopefully they are not infected with something. I would not want to be hunting for them. They can have a nasty disposition. Not sure how they do in frigid temps, i.e., could they survive?
Because they couldn’t fit 101.
It was just after dark
when the truck started down
the hill that leads into
Danville Pennsylvania
Will the Pa Game Commission now begin to issue a small game license for monkeys? WNEP had a story on this AM about it and showed some footage of the woods and shots being fired. A few are still on the loose and armed and dangerous! Do not approach and call state police if you see one!
100 little monkeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped his head
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"
99 little monkeys jumping on the bed ….
(FYI- this one is gonna be a little longer than normal)
One fell off and bumped his head
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"
99 little monkeys jumping on the bed ….
(FYI- this one is gonna be a little longer than normal)
Because it is so cold out, these monkeys must feel like this!
Calling Charlton Heston…Will the Pa Game Commission now begin to issue a small game license for monkeys? WNEP had a story on this AM about it and showed some footage of the woods and shots being fired. A few are still on the loose and armed and dangerous! Do not approach and call state police if you see one!
Lol one of the better threads on mcandrew instantly. Was it 4 or maybe 12 monkeys?
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I think of the 3 Stooges episode with the monkey feeding the meat grinder with bullets.Will the Pa Game Commission now begin to issue a small game license for monkeys? WNEP had a story on this AM about it and showed some footage of the woods and shots being fired. A few are still on the loose and armed and dangerous! Do not approach and call state police if you see one!
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She’ll be alright. She’ll find a nice warm bed. Loose monkeys are money on a Saturday night in Danville!
Do you remember back in the 80's a monkey got loose from a house in Mt. Margaret? It was trying to make it's way to Lackawanna Ave.She’ll be alright. She’ll find a nice warm bed. Loose monkeys are money on a Saturday night in Danville!
On another note, I actually met that monkey a few times and the guy also had a crow that talked.
On another note, I actually met that monkey a few times and the guy also had a crow that talked.
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