OT: My neighbor thinks someone in our trailer park is a werewolf

jsusc

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And I agree with him, or maybe it's just wishful thinking.

When I came in from work last night, my 86 year old neighbor was milling around in his yard, and I think he was just waiting for me to get home. He came over straight away and asked if he could come inside and talk to me. He had a serious look and tone. Not scared, but serious. He then goes into like a half an hour talk...almost a presentation....about why he is convinced a neighbor one street over is a werewolf. Now he is not some rube, nor is he a confused, frail old man. He's still sharp as a tack and is pretty active for a man his age.

The thing is, I think he may be right. I've had separate, similar thoughts about the same neighbor, about him being a werewolf. I normally walk my dog in the AM hours, and several times I've gotten a strange feeling, and heard odd noises going by his trailer. He lives on a cul-de-sac where the street only has four trailers, with a large pond behind his. A couple of weeks ago, around 4AM, as my dog and I are walking around that cul-de-sac, I saw two large, green eyes leering at me from behind a bush on the side of his trailer. The eyes were far too far apart to be a cat, and they were too high off the ground to be anything like a deer or any other animal that would be around where I live. They just kept looking at me, moving around a bit. I also heard what sounded like heavy breathing.

He and his wife appear to be in the 60 - 65 age range, and have lived there for like a year now. I've only talked to him a couple of times for a few minutes while he was in the yard as I walked my dog in the daytime. He just has this presence, this aura, and a gleam in his eyes that is not normal. He was nice enough, but different. There's some other things that have happened in the past year that make my neighbor and I think this as well. The thing is, how do I get him to bite me without killing me? I'd like to be a werewolf, too, but I can't just go up to him and ask him to gnaw on my forearm. Also, I'd be jealous and pout like hell if he did it to my neighbor or someone else.
 

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He's a hitchhiker from Skinwalker Ranch.....If that doesn't mean anything to you,read up on it......Crazy stuff going on out there.
 
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Did you ever happen to date an alcoholic midget with anger management issues?;)
That girl would've made a great werewolf. The only thing is, do you want to be an immortal midget? I mean, just imagine the hell a 1000 year old midget has endured over the years. Then again, with people being more inclusive, this is probably the golden age of being a midget werewolf.
 

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A few years ago, as I was driving down River Road near my house in Yemassee, SC. I saw some kind of animal that was clinging to the bark of a pine tree 10 feet off the ground. It jumped from that tree to another one about 15 feet away like it was normal. It is rural with several plantations along the way. Some of these plantations once had rice fields with flood gates controlled by the changing tides. Most of them are still in operation and used to attract ducks for hunts in season. I still don't know what that was and it was on a clear fall day.
 
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And I agree with him, or maybe it's just wishful thinking.

When I came in from work last night, my 86 year old neighbor was milling around in his yard, and I think he was just waiting for me to get home. He came over straight away and asked if he could come inside and talk to me. He had a serious look and tone. Not scared, but serious. He then goes into like a half an hour talk...almost a presentation....about why he is convinced a neighbor one street over is a werewolf. Now he is not some rube, nor is he a confused, frail old man. He's still sharp as a tack and is pretty active for a man his age.

The thing is, I think he may be right. I've had separate, similar thoughts about the same neighbor, about him being a werewolf. I normally walk my dog in the AM hours, and several times I've gotten a strange feeling, and heard odd noises going by his trailer. He lives on a cul-de-sac where the street only has four trailers, with a large pond behind his. A couple of weeks ago, around 4AM, as my dog and I are walking around that cul-de-sac, I saw two large, green eyes leering at me from behind a bush on the side of his trailer. The eyes were far too far apart to be a cat, and they were too high off the ground to be anything like a deer or any other animal that would be around where I live. They just kept looking at me, moving around a bit. I also heard what sounded like heavy breathing.

He and his wife appear to be in the 60 - 65 age range, and have lived there for like a year now. I've only talked to him a couple of times for a few minutes while he was in the yard as I walked my dog in the daytime. He just has this presence, this aura, and a gleam in his eyes that is not normal. He was nice enough, but different. There's some other things that have happened in the past year that make my neighbor and I think this as well. The thing is, how do I get him to bite me without killing me? I'd like to be a werewolf, too, but I can't just go up to him and ask him to gnaw on my forearm. Also, I'd be jealous and pout like hell if he did it to my neighbor or someone else.
Have you r a loved one been attacked by a warewolf (or drink midget)? If so you may be entitled to compensation.
 
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And I agree with him, or maybe it's just wishful thinking.

When I came in from work last night, my 86 year old neighbor was milling around in his yard, and I think he was just waiting for me to get home. He came over straight away and asked if he could come inside and talk to me. He had a serious look and tone. Not scared, but serious. He then goes into like a half an hour talk...almost a presentation....about why he is convinced a neighbor one street over is a werewolf. Now he is not some rube, nor is he a confused, frail old man. He's still sharp as a tack and is pretty active for a man his age.

The thing is, I think he may be right. I've had separate, similar thoughts about the same neighbor, about him being a werewolf. I normally walk my dog in the AM hours, and several times I've gotten a strange feeling, and heard odd noises going by his trailer. He lives on a cul-de-sac where the street only has four trailers, with a large pond behind his. A couple of weeks ago, around 4AM, as my dog and I are walking around that cul-de-sac, I saw two large, green eyes leering at me from behind a bush on the side of his trailer. The eyes were far too far apart to be a cat, and they were too high off the ground to be anything like a deer or any other animal that would be around where I live. They just kept looking at me, moving around a bit. I also heard what sounded like heavy breathing.

He and his wife appear to be in the 60 - 65 age range, and have lived there for like a year now. I've only talked to him a couple of times for a few minutes while he was in the yard as I walked my dog in the daytime. He just has this presence, this aura, and a gleam in his eyes that is not normal. He was nice enough, but different. There's some other things that have happened in the past year that make my neighbor and I think this as well. The thing is, how do I get him to bite me without killing me? I'd like to be a werewolf, too, but I can't just go up to him and ask him to gnaw on my forearm. Also, I'd be jealous and pout like hell if he did it to my neighbor or someone else.
Werewolves have very sensitive taste and smell. Hang out around him and wave you arms close to his face. Just before it seems like he might bite you, whip out a bottle of Texas Pete and douse your arm. He'll bite you, then realize you taste like crap, and run away. Then you can do cool stuff like pick up hot cheerleaders, sick dunks, and ride on the top of a van going down the street. I would maybe practice on your 86 year old neighbor, if he likes TP. You can't afford to screw up, ya know.
 
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This thread would be better if the suspected werewolf was a teenager who played HS Basketball and lived at the trailer park and not a 60-65 year old.


But maybe he got bitten when he was that old. I'm not going to discriminate against an elderly werewolf.
 
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And I agree with him, or maybe it's just wishful thinking.

When I came in from work last night, my 86 year old neighbor was milling around in his yard, and I think he was just waiting for me to get home. He came over straight away and asked if he could come inside and talk to me. He had a serious look and tone. Not scared, but serious. He then goes into like a half an hour talk...almost a presentation....about why he is convinced a neighbor one street over is a werewolf. Now he is not some rube, nor is he a confused, frail old man. He's still sharp as a tack and is pretty active for a man his age.

The thing is, I think he may be right. I've had separate, similar thoughts about the same neighbor, about him being a werewolf. I normally walk my dog in the AM hours, and several times I've gotten a strange feeling, and heard odd noises going by his trailer. He lives on a cul-de-sac where the street only has four trailers, with a large pond behind his. A couple of weeks ago, around 4AM, as my dog and I are walking around that cul-de-sac, I saw two large, green eyes leering at me from behind a bush on the side of his trailer. The eyes were far too far apart to be a cat, and they were too high off the ground to be anything like a deer or any other animal that would be around where I live. They just kept looking at me, moving around a bit. I also heard what sounded like heavy breathing.

He and his wife appear to be in the 60 - 65 age range, and have lived there for like a year now. I've only talked to him a couple of times for a few minutes while he was in the yard as I walked my dog in the daytime. He just has this presence, this aura, and a gleam in his eyes that is not normal. He was nice enough, but different. There's some other things that have happened in the past year that make my neighbor and I think this as well. The thing is, how do I get him to bite me without killing me? I'd like to be a werewolf, too, but I can't just go up to him and ask him to gnaw on my forearm. Also, I'd be jealous and pout like hell if he did it to my neighbor or someone else.
There use to be a place on Bull St. that does great things for people like you. I don't know if they are still located there are not.
 

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I"d like to talk to him about it, or even provoke him. If he gets mad and turns into a werewolf and bites me and I don't get killed, great, I'll be a werewolf! And if he kills me, I feel certain it'd be pretty quick and I'd be dead so it wouldn't matter. I would just hate to get mauled to death by a werewolf right now, because I wouldn't want to leave my dog to be an orphan.
 

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A few years ago, as I was driving down River Road near my house in Yemassee, SC. I saw some kind of animal that was clinging to the bark of a pine tree 10 feet off the ground. It jumped from that tree to another one about 15 feet away like it was normal. It is rural with several plantations along the way. Some of these plantations once had rice fields with flood gates controlled by the changing tides. Most of them are still in operation and used to attract ducks for hunts in season. I still don't know what that was and it was on a clear fall day.
An ape that escaped from Alpha Genesis?
 

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And I agree with him, or maybe it's just wishful thinking.Tra

When I came in from work last night, my 86 year old neighbor was milling around in his yard, and I think he was just waiting for me to get home. He came over straight away and asked if he could come inside and talk to me. He had a serious look and tone. Not scared, but serious. He then goes into like a half an hour talk...almost a presentation....about why he is convinced a neighbor one street over is a werewolf. Now he is not some rube, nor is he a confused, frail old man. He's still sharp as a tack and is pretty active for a man his age.

The thing is, I think he may be right. I've had separate, similar thoughts about the same neighbor, about him being a werewolf. I normally walk my dog in the AM hours, and several times I've gotten a strange feeling, and heard odd noises going by his trailer. He lives on a cul-de-sac where the street only has four trailers, with a large pond behind his. A couple of weeks ago, around 4AM, as my dog and I are walking around that cul-de-sac, I saw two large, green eyes leering at me from behind a bush on the side of his trailer. The eyes were far too far apart to be a cat, and they were too high off the ground to be anything like a deer or any other animal that would be around where I live. They just kept looking at me, moving around a bit. I also heard what sounded like heavy breathing.

He and his wife appear to be in the 60 - 65 age range, and have lived there for like a year now. I've only talked to him a couple of times for a few minutes while he was in the yard as I walked my dog in the daytime. He just has this presence, this aura, and a gleam in his eyes that is not normal. He was nice enough, but different. There's some other things that have happened in the past year that make my neighbor and I think this as well. The thing is, how do I get him to bite me without killing me? I'd like to be a werewolf, too, but I can't just go up to him and ask him to gnaw on my forearm. Also, I'd be jealous and pout like hell if he did it to my neighbor or someone else.
Trail cams.

@Yemacock That was lizard man.
 

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A few years ago, as I was driving down River Road near my house in Yemassee, SC. I saw some kind of animal that was clinging to the bark of a pine tree 10 feet off the ground. It jumped from that tree to another one about 15 feet away like it was normal. It is rural with several plantations along the way. Some of these plantations once had rice fields with flood gates controlled by the changing tides. Most of them are still in operation and used to attract ducks for hunts in season. I still don't know what that was and it was on a clear fall day.
What was she wearing?
 

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We lived in a trailer park when I was a kid. There were three werewolves in that park. I always had to be indoors by dark.
 
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I remember in Big Fish that Danny Devito's character was a werewolf. Imagine that, he was almost a midget werewolf.
 
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