Surely, this is just the Senior Edition!This year the cover (one of 4) will feature 81 year old Martha Stewart.
Not a joke.
They've gone the ESPN route and made everything political.This year the cover (one of 4) will feature 81 year old Martha Stewart.
Not a joke.
What sports fan demographic are they appealing to by putting an 81 year old white woman in a tankini on the cover?They've gone the ESPN route and made everything political.
It has to be the women who felt left out all these years - Sports Illustrated "Forgiveness Issue"What sports fan demographic are they appealing to by putting an 81 year old white woman in a tankini on the cover?
It’s obviously not made for men anymore. I don’t even know who reads SI, at least in the print edition.
Are women buying these things and looking at a pictures of other women and celebrating their bodies? Obviously no average male sports fan wants to look at Martha Stewart in a tankini. So who is that they think wants to see this?
I think it’s probably also published in the online editionYou guys buy magazines?
Hell no….we don’t even ’read’ it……Surely, this is just the Senior Edition!
Funny but excellent point. If the goal is is just to celebrate the female body in all shapes sizes and ages, why use models and famous people?I don't know how many models are featured in the SI swimsuit edition, but if it's 20 or 30, some young lady in her twenties was number 21 or 31 and didn't make the issue because an 81 year old grandma (great-grandma?) did. Heck, the young lady may have even had a photo shoot for the issue that ended up on the cutting room floor.
Under this new philosophy, why does SI feature models anyway? They should just go to any American beach in July and photograph overweight, sunburnt, and hairy tourists and put that in the magazine. If everybody is beautiful, then just put real people in the issue.
The go blind edition.Surely, this is just the Senior Edition!
This year the cover (one of 4) will feature 81 year old Martha Stewart.
Not a joke.
SI hasn't been relevant in decades.
It definitely was a big deal back in the day. Huge even. Just another internet casualty - like beauty pageants, newspapers and award shows.
Those things used to have major novelty value, but now that you can see every aspect of celebrities’ day-to-day lives, news updated by the second, and literally every hot girl on the planet in a swimsuit (thank you Instagram), there’s nothing really driving people to the past popular options.
Only joke about it was putting that 81 year old on there. Thankful they didn't show a whole lotThis year the cover (one of 4) will feature 81 year old Martha Stewart.
Not a joke.
Thank goodness.Only joke about it was putting that 81 year old on there. Thankful they didn't show a whole lot
So basically just shock value? Interesting take. I guess that makes the most sense. It used to be a HUGE deal who would be on the cover and in the mag...Tyra Banks, Cindy Crawford, etc. It was a cultural phenomenon. And, for boys who wanted, but couldn't get their hands on a Playboy, the SI Swimsuit Issue was a once-a-year treasure trove. Now all that's available online all the time, so I guess they are reduced to trying for the novelty aspect. An 81 year old certainly fits the bill there.
Wait til you see the transgender model in the swimsuit issue…lol….it will happen soonNot shock value - novelty value. Seeing beautiful models across the pages of SI every winter used to be the novelty. Hot girls in a sports magazine! Where else are you going to see these models in bikinis except a Victoria secret catalog (which also became quite tame and boring after the internet)?
so now they look to push all of the feminine forms. And guess what? It’s working. People are talking about them. Is anyone turned on by Martha Stewart? Not a chance, but they’ll look. Any other random hot girl on there and no one even knows the magazine is out.
Not shock value - novelty value. Seeing beautiful models across the pages of SI every winter used to be the novelty. Hot girls in a sports magazine! Where else are you going to see these models in bikinis except a Victoria secret catalog (which also became quite tame and boring after the internet)?
so now they look to push all of the feminine forms. And guess what? It’s working. People are talking about them. Is anyone turned on by Martha Stewart? Not a chance, but they’ll look. Any other random hot girl on there and no one even knows the magazine is out.
Is anyone turned on by Martha Stewart? Not a chance, but they’ll look.
1 orf the 4 covers supposedly is a TransWait til you see the transgender model in the swimsuit issue…lol….it will happen soon
1 orf the 4 covers supposedly is a Trans
I won’t be able to keep food down now….why did you make me see thisWell, I don't follow closely at all. Elon Musk's mom was actually on the cover last year. She's 74.
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On the kitchen island, eating fried chicken with her fingers!Thank goodness.
I hear next year, they are looking at Paula Deen for one of the covers.
I'd say an 81 year old on the cover is mostly shock value.
What’s shocking about an old lady? She’s not spread eagle on the cover - she’s just on there. It’s literally just an old lady smiling.
No matter how you slice it. An 81 year old on the SI swimsuit cover is shock value. It doesn't mean the pictures themselves are shocking.
There can be no other reason for it. You say as much above.
This is really no different than it ever has been. The shock value used to be in how scantily clad or provocative the cover photo would be. Now it's in how bizarre of a model they will use.
I guess some are easily shocked.