I'm just thankful it isn't uranusIf it's clear where you are, the moon is very bright and at about the 7:00 position, one apparent lunar diameter away, is Mars. This is a pretty unusual alignment.
You'll go blind doing that.Meh, I’m more of a waxing gibbous kind of guy.
Masturbating, you're referring to masturbating.You'll go blind doing that.
Not to mention that you could get hair on your palms ....You'll go blind doing that.