OT - Tips for Sneaking in "Water"

[greenbean.sixpack]

This season, we moved from the Scoredboard Club to Section 5. We haven't sat with the common folk since magnetometers were put into use. Tips on sneaking my favorite libation into the stadium? In the olden days, I'd just hide a metal flask in my waistband and process through security. What's the play now, some type of composite flask? What are the best options for getting the most ozs of liquid through the magnetometer?

I'm already missing my locker.

Asking for a friend.

 

[HotMop]

Hide it in your rectum like a man!

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

Hide it in your rectum like a man!

thanks, but I'm AF, not Navy.

 

[Starkvegas Dawg]

I use a half-pint or pint Crown Royal bottle. It is all plastic so you don't have to worry about the metal detector.

 

[Forrest4Moore]

Get three plastic half pints of Crown from your local liquor store. Drink them. Then reuse those plastic bottles for whatever drink you want going forward. The caps are plastic too. Hasn’t failed me yet.

 

[eckie1]

This season, we moved from the Scoredboard Club to Section 5. We haven't sat with the common folk since magnetometers were put into use. Tips on sneaking my favorite libation into the stadium? In the olden days, I'd just hide a metal flask in my waistband and process through security. What's the play now, some type of composite flask? What are the best options for getting the most ozs of liquid through the magnetometer?

I'm already missing my locker.

Asking for a friend.

I got a fake cellphone flask for me and family for Christmas this year. It’s all plastic, but I think it’s gonna be perfect for situations like that.

 

[kired]

Had a buddy try something like this. Looked like a great idea till it started leaking and looked like he pissed his pants (was wearing khakis). And apparently whiskey stings down there…

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

The first few games they're usually ok with bringing in plastic water bottles, so I will try that too.

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

I use a half-pint or pint Crown Royal bottle. It is all plastic so you don't have to worry about the metal detector.

Good tip, I call Apple Crown mixed with Sprite a "Panty Dropper."

 

[BirdPuppy]

Booze in a water bottle in a waist band has never failed me or anyone else I know.

 

[The Peeper]

Amazon has the old faithful fake binoculars that hold 16 oz or a 2 pack of "sunscreen" bottles that hold 10 oz ea. Lord knows those sunscreen bottles will be believable for Sept and Oct games

 

[ClintonInHelen]

Good tip, I call Apple Crown mixed with Sprite a "Panty Dropper."

Panty Droppers <— Name of last 19U baseball team I coached.

They hit it…

 

[Luka Legend]

Get a collapsible water bottle. They're plastic so they won't hit on the metal detector.

 

[ZombieKissinger]

My service animal is a miniature horse, so I pack it down with a couple fifths and a brick of cocaine every week or so, and if anyone tries to stop me, I tell them it’s special food for the animal and accuse them of bigotry.

 

[ZombieKissinger]

My service animal is a miniature horse, so I pack it down with a couple fifths and a brick of cocaine every week or so, and if anyone tries to stop me, I tell them it’s special food for the animal and accuse them of bigotry.

I also enjoy riding it up the ramp to my nosebleed seats

 

[cowbell88]

I’ve seen cowbells that have a flask in the handle.

 

[Dawgbite]

The sunscreen flask have always worked for me or you could just buy a beer in the stadium.

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

Be a boss. Walk up with the fifth bottle in plain sight. Hand it off to the cop at the metal detectors and tell him to hold this for two seconds while you deal with this ********.

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

The sunscreen flask have always worked for me or you could just buy a beer in the stadium.

Tailgating I'm beer, but in the stadium, I'm mixing.

 

[Dawgpile]

This season, we moved from the Scoredboard Club to Section 5. We haven't sat with the common folk since magnetometers were put into use. Tips on sneaking my favorite libation into the stadium? In the olden days, I'd just hide a metal flask in my waistband and process through security. What's the play now, some type of composite flask? What are the best options for getting the most ozs of liquid through the magnetometer?

I'm already missing my locker.

Asking for a friend.

Most pint/half-pint bottles are plastic these days. Western boots, seat cushions, hidden in pom-poms, buried under tampons in wife's purse, crotch cod sack, back of your waistband, vodka in a water bottle.... Jeezus, you never ever sneak booze into a game?

 

[woozman]

Just buy a pint and put it in your back pocket. That’s what I’ve always done with no issues. Guy that sits with me still carries a metal flask in his pocket. The metal detector deal is a joke. It goes off anyway with the stuff you carry over your head and I’ve never seen them stop anyone to check in more detail. I haven’t “snuck” anything in since I’ve started going to the games again about a decade ago…

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

Be a boss. Walk up with the fifth bottle in plain sight. Hand it off to the cop at the metal detectors and tell him to hold this for two seconds while you deal with this ********.

^^^^ The Devil’s way of doing things.

 

[Car Ramrod.sixpack]

I use the plastic flexible flask in the small of my back,

LINK

 

[SirBarksalot]

Get three plastic half pints of Crown from your local liquor store. Drink them. Then reuse those plastic bottles for whatever drink you want going forward. The caps are plastic too. Hasn’t failed me yet.

Or…he could just buy another plastic pint..? But that might be too simple.

 

[Forrest4Moore]

Or…he could just buy another plastic pint..? But that might be too simple.

Few liquors have all plastic half pints.
These are flat-ish so hide well.
Buying fifths or handles (for refills) are significantly cheaper than buying half pints over and again.
Airplane bottles are much more expensive per oz. And I require several more of those to get me through a game like Auburn last year, for instance.

I’ve never put any thought behind this though.**

 

[aTotal360]

Do you have PGB's?

 

[GloryDawg]

thanks, but I'm AF, not Navy.

Then hide it in your wife's rectum.*****

 

[GloryDawg]

Just weld, glue, tape the flask inside a cow bell.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Just weld, glue, tape the flask inside a cow bell.

I don’t know what to think about the guy who doesn’t drink but is well versed in how to sneak alcohol into places.

 

[Drebin]

Tailgating I'm beer, but in the stadium, I'm mixing.

Don't you know? Beer before liquor, never sicker, but liquor before beer? All clear.

 

[Chesusdog]

I use plastic flasks like the rest of the peasantry and remain undefeated by the rentacops.

I've been laying off the drinking since late spring when I realized no amount of booze was gonna make our baseball team any better, but I picked up some Elijah Craig this weekend and will start training my body and mind for football season.

 

[OG Goat Holder]

Tailgating I'm beer, but in the stadium, I'm mixing.

That's a recipe for destruction. Then on top of that, you mix in anger/frustration with State football.

No way, man. I gave that up around 2010. For me I mix my drinks at the tailgate, and just buy beer in the stadium.

 

[Darryl Steight]

Don't you know? Beer before liquor, never sicker, but liquor before beer? All clear.

I've heard beer then whiskey was mighty risky.

 

[skipper.sixpack]

Don't you know? Beer before liquor, never sicker, but liquor before beer? All clear.

 

[skipper.sixpack]

Whiskey before beer, never fear
Beer before whiskey, mighty risky

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

That's a recipe for destruction. Then on top of that, you mix in anger/frustration with State football.

No way, man. I gave that up around 2010. For me I mix my drinks at the tailgate, and just buy beer in the stadium.

No worries, I'm a seasoned pro. I survived several winters in northern Maine (us southerns are novices at drinking compared to folks who are shut in 6 months/year) and a year in South Korea (had a great time, but that year will cost me at least 5 on the back end).

 

[CochiseCowbell]

That's a recipe for destruction. Then on top of that, you mix in anger/frustration with State football.

No way, man. I gave that up around 2010. For me I mix my drinks at the tailgate, and just buy beer in the stadium.

^^This.

I'm a beer drinker. So I'd pregame as usual but would sneak in a few mini bottles of bourbon, as some games would progress I'd hit those mixed cokes a little too hard. Then I'd get even more mad. So, I just started abstaining during the game until they started selling beer.

This introduces new math/science to hit the sweet spot of nursing the 2 you're allowed to buy at a time so you're not getting up too often for more beer/or pee, and not letting them get warm.

Side question, is there a reason you don't see hawkers any longer; not just for beer, but cokes, peanuts, popcorn? This isn't just a MSU thing. All types of venues have stopped this. Is there a reason why that I am missing?

 

[The Peeper]

Get momma one of these and you are set. If its ever discovered she can take the fall for your habit too.

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

Get momma one of these and you are set. If its ever discovered she can take the fall for your habit too.

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haha, I saw these! Brings a whole new meaning to the term, "breast feeding."