</p> Put two to three lines of gay internet laughs. This team strands more runners, looks at more down-the-middle first strikes and 3rd strikes, and bounces into more double plays than any team I ever saw. They have no defense. If the pitching isn't near-perfect (like last Sunday), expect a loss
last friday, but to call him a "doorknob" is a bit much. He was the Louisiana Player of the Year as a junior. He's probably the most highly touted pitcher we've signed since Maholm.