POLL: What metaphor would you use to describe the college football transfer portal to your mother-in-law?

What metaphor would you use to describe the college football transfer portal to your mother-in-law?

  • A) CARMAX

    Votes: 1 1.5%
  • B) Musical chairs

    Votes: 25 38.5%
  • C) A Christmas grab bag

    Votes: 5 7.7%
  • D) NFL free agency

    Votes: 17 26.2%
  • E) Drawing a winning poker hand

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • F) A beauty pageant where no contestant rates better than a 6+

    Votes: 12 18.5%
  • G) Other

    Votes: 5 7.7%

  • Total voters
    65