POLL: Who’s the Hottest? 2023 Vanity Fair Oscar’s After Party Edition….

[Midnighter]

Top three.

1. Emily Ratajkowski

2. Gigi Hadid

3. Olivia Wilde

4. Kendall Jenner

5. Eva Longoria

6. Lily James

7. Hailee Steinfeld

8. Daisy Edgar-Jones

9. Dove Cameron

10. Florence Pugh

 

[EricStratton-RushChairman]

What ever happened to the overwhelming beauty of extra large breast implants? Most of these women have the chests of an 11 year old boy

 

[BobPSU92]

What ever happened to the overwhelming beauty of extra large breast implants? Most of these women have the chests of an 11 year old boy

They just don’t make fake tits like they used to.

 

[BW Lion]

What ever happened to the overwhelming beauty of extra large breast implants? Most of these women have the chests of an 11 year old boy

It’s not for me to judge, but some might be transgendering / already transgendered.

 

[Jason1743]

These photos are universally unbelievably bad. They make these beautiful women look ugly or stupid or both.

 

[EricStratton-RushChairman]

It’s not for me to judge, but some might be transgendering / already transgendered.

"hey... for a chick, you got a great set of balls"

 

[fairgambit]

If Oscar After Party,
Is where you will go.
Dress like a star,
Not like a ho.

I voted for Gigi.

 

[wbcbus]

E Rat now dating Eric Andre. Remember kids, it pays to be funny.

Also, write in here for Hunter Schafer:

 

[NitneLiun]

E Rat now dating Eric Andre. Remember kids, it pays to be funny.

Also, write in here for Hunter Schafer:

Porn Stars at the AVN Awards tend to dress far more modestly.

 

[psuro]

My pole enjoyed this poll more than the other poll

Gigi Hadid -Jessica Rabbit wants you to stop stealing clothes from her closet.

 

[PhillyBillyReprise]

E Rat now dating Eric Andre. Remember kids, it pays to be funny.

Also, write in here for Hunter Schafer:

Did she have an appendectomy?

 

[bbrown]

If Oscar After Party,
Is where you will go.
Dress like a star,
Not like a ho.

I voted for Gigi.

That was mine as well.

 

[Phlebitis]

Did she have an appendectomy?

Deal breaker.

 

[psuro]

I don't know all of the women in this poll. But of the ones I do, I am still flummoxed at Kendall Jenner/Kardashian Klan. Her and her sisters are just famous for being famous. I thought all of that nonsense went out with the Gabor sisters.

 

[Midnighter]

I don't know all of the women in this poll. But of the ones I do, I am still flummoxed at Kendall Jenner/Kardashian Klan. Her and her sisters are just famous for being famous. I thought all of that nonsense went out with the Gabor sisters.

Kendall is a legit model but she and the others rode Kim’s porn tape to billions. Thank you Ryan Seacrest!

 

[TheBigUglies]

I don't know all of the women in this poll. But of the ones I do, I am still flummoxed at Kendall Jenner/Kardashian Klan. Her and her sisters are just famous for being famous. I thought all of that nonsense went out with the Gabor sisters.

I vote for a board rule/pact to never ever include any Jenners/Kardasians in any future polls on this board.

 

[Woodpecker]

I vote for a board rule/pact to never ever include any Jenners/Kardasians in any future polls on this board.

Wait, there are going to be restrictions based on how the participants (or their families) think? I honestly don't know that much about any of them in this poll ... or too many others.

 

[Midnighter]

I vote for a board rule/pact to never ever include any Jenners/Kardasians in any future polls on this board.

I can’t abide - hot is hot.

 

[TheBigUglies]

I can’t abide - hot is hot.

Ok. I take it back. Didn't realize there were so many of them. I just keep thinking its just the famous one(Kim?) and throw up in my mouth a little.

 

[LafayetteBear]

So much to work with here. Thanks again, Midnighter. Great Work!

A few comments:

1. Emily R: She has a great figure, but the dress screams trailer trash. Expensive trailer trash, but trailer trash nonetheless.
2. Gigi Hadid: Great dress. Now give some consideration to breast implants.
3. Olivia Wilde: Nailed the look. Not just hooker, but old hooker.
4. Kendall Jenner: Didn't like the color or the pattern on her dress, but it showed off her body, and she's a smoke show.
5. Eva Longoria: Still bringing it at age 47. Props.
6. Lily James: A very attractive woman, but her dress bombed. First, it makes her look hippy (which likely explains her pose, and the effort at covering it up). Second, when does a flesh colored dress look good? Totally washed her out. Not good.
7. Haileee Steinfeld: Who dat? She has a nice figure, and the dress showed if off pretty well. Not sure about the duster. A bit Sherlock Holmes-ish, but she probably felt she needed it to done down what is otherwise a fairly provocative dress. Over all, pretty good.
8. Daisy Edgar-Jones: Yikes! Awful. She has now firmly proven that she has a thigh gap, but the dress looks distinctly metallic, and somewhat like a cross between a metal security curtain and a chastity belt.
9. Dove Cameron: Reminds me of Natasha. from Rocky and Bullwinkle. Would love to hear her say "Moose and Squirrel." Has huge hands. The dress is a meh.
10. Florence Pugh. Who is her dress designer?! He/she deserves to be taken out and flogged. It looks like she is carrying around a big, pink duvet cover. Her hair is an abomination. IMHO, she comes in last place in this competition, just below Daisy Edgar-Jones.

In summary, a weak but entertaining field, with

Kendall for the win,
Gigi to Place, and
Hailee to Show

 

[psuro]

So much to work with here. Thanks again, Midnighter. Great Work!

A few comments:

1. Emily R: She has a great figure, but the dress screams trailer trash. Expensive trailer trash, but trailer trash nonetheless.
2. Gigi Hadid: Great dress. Now give some consideration to breast implants.
3. Olivia Wilde: Nailed the look. Not just hooker, but old hooker.
4. Kendall Jenner: Didn't like the color or the pattern on her dress, but she's a smoke show.
5. Eva Longoria: Still bringing it at age 47. Props.
6. Lily James: A very attractive woman, but here dress bombed. First, it makes her look hippy (which likely explains her pose, and the effort at covering it up). Second, when does a flesh colored dress look good? Totally washed her out. Not good.
7. Haileee Steinfeld: Who dat? She has a nice figure, and the dress showed if off pretty well. Not sure about the duster. A bit Sherlock Holmes-ish, but she probably felt she needed it to done down what is otherwise a fairly provocative dress. Over all, pretty good.
8. Daisy Edgar-Jones: Yikes! Awful. She has now firmly proven that she has a thigh gap, but the dress looks distinctly metallic, and somewhat like a cross between a metal security curtain and a chastity belt.
9. Dove Cameron: Reminds me of Natasha. from Rocky and Bullwinkle. Would love to hear her say "Moose and Squirrel." Has huge hands. The dress is a meh.
10. Florence Pugh. Who is her dress designer?! He/she deserves to be taken out and flogged. It looks like she is carrying around a big, pink duvet cover. Her hair is an abomination. IMHO, she comes in last place in this competition, just below Daisy Edgar-Jones.

In summary, a weak but entertaining field, with

Kendall for the win,
Gigi to Place, and
Hailee to Show

Thank you Mr. Blackwell

 

[Ghost of OM]

Eva all damn day, every day!!!!!

 

[nittanymoops]

Longoria wore two great dresses, but (and I hate to nitpick in something like this) her cans were not symmetrical in her dress for the broadcast. Janelle Monae had a nice number on as well.

 

[Piketownman]

Eva all damn day, every day!!!!!

Yup! I’d vote for her if she was wearing a burlap sack

Longoria wore two great dresses, but (and I hate to nitpick in something like this) her cans were not symmetrical in her dress for the broadcast. Janelle Monae had a nice number on as well.

 

[Tri-Power65]

What ever happened to the overwhelming beauty of extra large breast implants? Most of these women have the chests of an 11 year old boy

The field could have used Alexandra Daddario and Sydney Sweeney to liven things up with their magnificent Double-D's.

 

[Midnighter]

So much to work with here. Thanks again, Midnighter. Great Work!

A few comments:

1. Emily R: She has a great figure, but the dress screams trailer trash. Expensive trailer trash, but trailer trash nonetheless.
2. Gigi Hadid: Great dress. Now give some consideration to breast implants.
3. Olivia Wilde: Nailed the look. Not just hooker, but old hooker.
4. Kendall Jenner: Didn't like the color or the pattern on her dress, but it showed off her body, and she's a smoke show.
5. Eva Longoria: Still bringing it at age 47. Props.
6. Lily James: A very attractive woman, but her dress bombed. First, it makes her look hippy (which likely explains her pose, and the effort at covering it up). Second, when does a flesh colored dress look good? Totally washed her out. Not good.
7. Haileee Steinfeld: Who dat? She has a nice figure, and the dress showed if off pretty well. Not sure about the duster. A bit Sherlock Holmes-ish, but she probably felt she needed it to done down what is otherwise a fairly provocative dress. Over all, pretty good.
8. Daisy Edgar-Jones: Yikes! Awful. She has now firmly proven that she has a thigh gap, but the dress looks distinctly metallic, and somewhat like a cross between a metal security curtain and a chastity belt.
9. Dove Cameron: Reminds me of Natasha. from Rocky and Bullwinkle. Would love to hear her say "Moose and Squirrel." Has huge hands. The dress is a meh.
10. Florence Pugh. Who is her dress designer?! He/she deserves to be taken out and flogged. It looks like she is carrying around a big, pink duvet cover. Her hair is an abomination. IMHO, she comes in last place in this competition, just below Daisy Edgar-Jones.

In summary, a weak but entertaining field, with

Kendall for the win,
Gigi to Place, and
Hailee to Show

Florence is all woman, Hunter Schaffer is transgender.

 

[Midnighter]

The field could have used Alexandra Daddario and Sydney Sweeney to liven things up with their magnificent Double-D's.

You would have been very disappointed - Daddario did show up…..maybe the least skin of anyone in attendance.

 

[PSUriseANDfire]

I don't know all of the women in this poll. But of the ones I do, I am still flummoxed at Kendall Jenner/Kardashian Klan. Her and her sisters are just famous for being famous. I thought all of that nonsense went out with the Gabor sisters.

Actually they are pretty creative at making money off of being famous.

Kendall is just naturally beautiful. She also seems as normal and intelligent as a nearly normal human.

Kendall all the way here.
Emily R. most likely to have diseases but still #2

 

[nittanymoops]

Florence is all woman, Hunter Schaffer is transgender.

I was wondering how long it was going to take before someone pointed this out.

 

[Phlebitis]

Hunter Schaffer is transgender.

That’s two deal breakers.

 

[LafayetteBear]

I was wondering how long it was going to take before someone pointed this out.

Well then you probably suspected THIS was coming as well:

'She had hands as big as Andre the Giant's, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her...' - The 40 Year Old Virgin

[about how he knew the prostitute was really a transvestite] Andy Stitzer: She had hands as big as Andre the Giant's, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.

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