Preacherdawg, you need to learn to preach in zoomer language.
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This is how I feel every time I see anything from the contemporary service.
(I'm thankful contemporary services exist for those who find it meaningful.)
(I'm thankful contemporary services exist for those who find it meaningful.)
Sometimes all I can think is "just how hard did you have to fight autocorrect to type this?"
So millennials are now making fun of Gen Z for being annoying little douchébags...
The student does become the master.
The student does become the master.
But there shouldn’t be double spaces between sentences. What are you typing on, a typewriter?
I want to know what ásshole decided to kill the Oxford comma.
Maybe Polk is a Sixpacker?*
Wait a minute, no way a liberal goes to the traditional service. Not a chance. **
Is this dude wearing one of those prosthetic skull caps that make one appear to be bald?
I showed
But I don’t think millennials tried to singlehandedly ruin the English language.
How do we feel about a double space after a period? I still do it...
I think he just doesn't know how to shave his head/beard. As a bald-beard expert, I shave down to mid-ear (basically where most clean shaven men with hair stop, or start rather shaving down). Stopping where he did/does is odd.
I borrowed Ronny Baseball’s gear, thank you??****
I always double space between sentences in Word. I don’t use it often at all, but based on the resume advice I’ve seen, they say to avoid it. Gen Z is now the grunt workers doing the resume screenings, and they have no attention spans…. The shorter, the better.
Death. Taxes. Undefeated P. A generation hating the next. All of these things are certainties in life.
Clapping is too rowdy & unbecoming, if you ask me.
This must be the reason why my church is only filled with old people.
Boomers trying yet again to get off the hook for the damage they've done*****
Oh, that's hilarious! I'm sure some of our language in church is just as funny to them. So, let's all be sure to pray for a hedge of protection around them.
"The total neglect of this art [speaking] has been productive of the worst consequences ... in the conduct of all affairs ecclesiastical and civil, in church, in parliament, courts of justice ... the wretched state of elocution is apparent to persons of any discernment and taste … if something is not done to stop this growing evil … English is likely to become a mere jargon, which every one may pronounce as he pleases."
Thomas Sheridan, A General Dictionary of the English Language, 1780
Thomas Sheridan, A General Dictionary of the English Language, 1780
Millennials have come up with some of the dumbest mother17ing words and slang in the history of the English language.
Your people have been ON FLEEK with your THIRSTY AF BAE getting TURNT up VIBES and CLAPPING BACK since Gen Z was figuring out their gender in elementary school.
It's alive. Pluto may be no more, but I'm keeping the Oxford comma alive, and well.
Look man, when you LEARNED on a typewriter, it's real hard to turn that **** off. Every time I write a business letter I have to do a double-space find-and-replace. I cannot not do it.
I'm keeping them both alive and well! Pluto was one hell of a cartoon character, and the comma makes way more sense than these younger generation's ideas.
Anything with the term "Oxford" in its name is a scourge and should be eradicated from society.
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