Reading this delusional crap got me to thinking ...

Shmuley

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<font size="2"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">This is from an Auburn board. Your guide to deciphering this ******** is as follows: CTF = Coach Tony Franklin; KB = Kodi Burns; CT = Chris Todd</span>

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CTF and Tubs are on THE biggest fishing expedition that is going to rock the college football world and probably land us at # 5 in the nation Sep. 22nd week.

Planned it all summer, and here we experts are with eyes, but can't see . . . and ears, but can't hear . . .

CTF drilled our passing attack to absolute precision all two-a-days . . . the hay is in the barn (forgive the "Barner" metaphor). CTF could have easily had KB and CT executive 350 yards of passing and push the play totals up to 95. ... they decided to unleash our nasty O-line and 3-headed RB corps on LaMo.

CTF told Tubs privately about a KY game in which he and Mumme did this set up deal on a big rival . . . the hardest part is teaching your QB's to actually look "sucky" throwing the ball in an authentic way. You have to be careful that the deliberate misfires aren't obvious.

I know a senior at AU who is a team manager (can't reveal who he is, but he is from Atlanta area), and he told me that KB, CT and CTF have been laughing their a$$e$ off behind the scenes, along with our WR's. They're going to do more of the same - but not quite as sucky - vs. USM once we get up by two TD's. <span style="font-weight: bold;">And will look a little bit better vs. MSU</span>, but still lean heavy on the run with a 70/30 ratio.
Here's what comes to mind: (1) There are Bullfraud Packers in every SEC fanbase; (2) We apparently still rate better on the inferior opponent meter than Mississippi Southern; (3) Maybe McCroomvey subscribes to this deliberate f'up methodology.
 
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I had to get my Ovaltine decoder ring out to decipher that post. Instead of KB, it said Annie Oakley. Im not sure what to make of it.
 

Croomp

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I cant make any judgment out of it either. I hope it fails badly against us.</p>
 

jakldawg

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into the start of some kind of acronym are morons. CSC, CHN, CNS, CTF. You aren't Phil Steele. Might as well write out your post in LOLCat speak and get it over with.
 
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