Let's see if Polk can write a book about coaching hockey. He can call it, ... I don't know ... something like The Hockey Playbook, and put a penciled drawing of a young hockey player forlornly looking off into the distance on the cover.
Then we make Polk the first full time hockey coach in the SEC and build a big *** rink for him and set up a section of the rink as a social gathering place that gains noteriety quickly. Then we spend about 15 years dominating the SEC in hockey. Of course, we never break into the true upper echelon with Minnesota, Northwestern, New Hampshire, etc., but it doesn't matter because we'll be dominating the **** out of Ole Miss in something.
After 15 years, we can watch while pretty much every SEC school realizes you can make big money on college hockey, builds their own big *** rink, and 2 or 3 of them go out and win multiple national titles.
Then Polk can write about how the NCAA is destroying college hockey and demand to name his successor.
Good times!
P.S. - Yes, meddlesome asshats, I know we already have some lameass club hockey team, so [17n] save the bandwidth.
