Rumor

[the dude.sixpack]

Since this seems to be the place for this type of thing.. A friend of a friends wife owns a women’s clothing store in Starkville. She says someone from the athletic dep came in the store today and says the new coach will be announced this Friday. Only reason I seem to believe this is bc they were there asking for several clothing options (MSU colors) for the wife for when it’s announced.

 

[Bullldawg78]

What size was the women's clothing? May hint at whose wife it may be????***

 

[PCHSDawg]

Since this seems to be the place for this type of thing.. A friend of a friends wife owns a women’s clothing store in Starkville. She says someone from the athletic dep came in the store today and says the new coach will be announced this Friday. Only reason I seem to believe this is bc they were there asking for several clothing options (MSU colors) for the wife for when it’s announced.

Yup, that's definitely a rumor.

 

[bsquared24]

That rules out Kiffin …

 

[uptowndawg]

Since this seems to be the place for this type of thing.. A friend of a friends wife owns a women’s clothing store in Starkville. She says someone from the athletic dep came in the store today and says the new coach will be announced this Friday. Only reason I seem to believe this is bc they were there asking for several clothing options (MSU colors) for the wife for when it’s announced.

Overnight shipping is a thing. Would be a hell of a slip from a “you’ll hear it from me” AD.

 

[Dawgbite]

Overnight shipping is a thing. Would be a hell of a slip from a “you’ll hear it from me” AD.

He never said who, just when. Salmon said not to believe any rumored names until we hear it from him. We know no more about who than we did.

 

[ZombieKissinger]

Selmon intentionally set this up because he’s hiring someone without a wife

 

[ZombieKissinger]

Selmon intentionally set this up because he’s hiring someone without a wife

Only concern I have with this CONJECTURE, is that Bob Stoops is in FACT married

 

[Shmuley]

Carol Stoops looks good in merlot

 

[blitz2Win]

Jimbo Fisher is divorced

 

[SteelCurtain74]

I'm surprised Megan didn't keep any State gear last time Dan was here.

 

[ZombieKissinger]

Carol Stoops looks good in merlot

I’d sniff it, give it a swirl, and let my mouth do the rest of the work

 

[Pookieray]

Possible we are hiring the first alternative coach and she's married. Someone's got to be the first.

 

[Shmuley]

CONJECTURE: Stoops is a cross-dresser

 

[uptowndawg]

We’re hiring a cross dresser aren’t we?

 

[uptowndawg]

He never said who, just when. Salmon said not to believe any rumored names until we hear it from him. We know no more about who than we did.

This is meticulously written. So… who’s the hire?

 

[Bullldawg78]

In all seriousness this seems silly considering both the Bulldog Club and Athletic Department have closest full of swag, why would they send an intern out to buy?

 

[Dawgbite]

This is meticulously written. So… who’s the hire?

How the hell would I know? I don’t even read Elite Dawgs! ****

 

[uptowndawg]

In all seriousness this seems silly considering both the Bulldog Club and Athletic Department have closest full of swag, why would they send an intern out to buy?

Because it’s a man!!!

 

[Bulldog45]

In all seriousness this seems silly considering both the Bulldog Club and Athletic Department have closest full of swag, why would they send an intern out to buy?

I could see Templeton sending the new coach’s wife out in an adidas pullover and some sweats but not Selmon.

 

[aTotal360]

MSU hiring the first female SEC football coach.

 

[Woof.sixpack]

Gail Lewis

 

[AFDawg]

Ruling out Chip Kelley then

 

[tenureplan]

Since this seems to be the place for this type of thing.. A friend of a friends wife owns a women’s clothing store in Starkville. She says someone from the athletic dep came in the store today and says the new coach will be announced this Friday. Only reason I seem to believe this is bc they were there asking for several clothing options (MSU colors) for the wife for when it’s announced.

No Jimbo Fisher

 

[dawgstudent]

In all seriousness this seems silly considering both the Bulldog Club and Athletic Department have closest full of swag, why would they send an intern out to buy?

You think a coach's wife is going to wear an adidas women's polo and yoga pants?

 

[Bullldawg78]

You think a coach's wife is going to wear an adidas women's polo and yoga pants?

Only if she really has no business in athleisure attire!***

 

[Mobile Bay]

MSU hiring the first female SEC football coach.

MSU hiring the first female SEC football coach.

If you want to come way the hell out of left field, we could do a lot worse than Condilezza Rice.

 

[blitz2Win]

If you want to come way the hell out of left field, we could do a lot worse than Condilezza Rice.

You would get BLackrock ESG bonus points which parlay into big money when you consider the financial penalties on Billion dollar university endowments. I’m not joking, this is why Iowa just hired a female AD who is married to a woman.