Sell our souls

Aug 31, 2012
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Guys girls,
The answer is so obvious and right in front of our face..
Who needs a president or AD
We got the ultimate leader to get us the best coach
Calling Lucifer Morningstar
We’re offering our souls..
Your on the clock sir
 

Lucifer Morningstar

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Aug 30, 2022
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Guys girls,
The answer is so obvious and right in front of our face..
Who needs a president or AD
We got the ultimate leader to get us the best coach
Calling Lucifer Morningstar
We’re offering our souls..
Your on the clock sir
First, let me say I am honored that you would place your faith in me. I will not require your souls, and I promise I am hard at work behind the scenes as always. Can I deliver Stoops? Even I have my limits. My personal choice is Lebby, so hopefully we can work something out.
 
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TaleofTwoDogs

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Sire, I know you must be laughing at their puny offering. May I suggest a counteroffer? All of IMPP 's young ladies will certainly appease, especially the gingers. Of course, as your loyal and humble servant a small sampling to me would be highly appreciated.
 

Lucifer Morningstar

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Sire, I know you must be laughing at their puny offering. May I suggest a counteroffer? All of IMPP 's young ladies will certainly appease, especially the gingers. Of course, as your loyal and humble servant a small sampling to me would be highly appreciated.
I can sense what you desire without asking.
 

AstroDog

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Oct 5, 2022
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Guys girls,
The answer is so obvious and right in front of our face..
Who needs a president or AD
We got the ultimate leader to get us the best coach
Calling Lucifer Morningstar
We’re offering our souls..
Your on the clock sir
Swimming in a lake of lava with all the pain without dying?......nah, ain't for me. Just get a coach the normal way.
 
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CochiseCowbell

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Clearly, we made that transaction in 2021 for the National Championship and this current misery was in the fine print.
 
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Lucifer Morningstar

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Clearly, we made that transaction in 2021 for the National Championship and this current misery was in the fine print.
As previously stated in another thread there was no transaction made for that NC. I even assisted in Omaha by keeping the dead Indians away. The current misery of State baseball and football is something entirely of human making. I will let you guys decide and discuss where the fault belongs, but it is not with me on this one.
 

Dawgg

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Swimming in a lake of lava with all the pain without dying?......nah, ain't for me. Just get a coach the normal way.
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