Since he cant pitch the plan is to put him on the mound and destroy the other batters with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.
He's now pitching with the other arm. Word is that he's been saving this arm and can throw 150 with it. Been saving it to give teams a little chance until now.
No I heard at the Baskin-Robbins last night that his arm was replaced with a literal cannon that can fire baseballs at a significant percentage of the speed of light. True story.