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CochiseCowbell

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Hugh's Burner Phone

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Since he cant pitch the plan is to put him on the mound and destroy the other batters with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.
 

PirateDawg

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Mississippi State's version of Chuck Norris. He isn't pitching this year because he kept crushing the ball.
 

HumpDawgy

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He is boycotting the rest of the season to show support for the Ukrainians.
 

Trojanbulldog19

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He's now pitching with the other arm. Word is that he's been saving this arm and can throw 150 with it. Been saving it to give teams a little chance until now.
 

Dawg_4_lifes

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I read on Collegebaseball insider that he was working out with Hayden "Sidd" Finch, and he is looking really good.
 

QuadrupleOption

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Installed a bionic arm. Now throws 160 mph. Starting Friday.

No I heard at the Baskin-Robbins last night that his arm was replaced with a literal cannon that can fire baseballs at a significant percentage of the speed of light. True story.
 

Dawg1979

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Full of useful information as always! No mole cricket stories? Sometimes you guys disappoint
 
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