So I am guessing a STS Miss Teen USA wouldn't go over so well?

[Mobile Bay]

NM

 

[Felonious Junk]

That one dumbas would find a way to make it about his future teenage daughter

 

[GloryDawg]

 

[T-TownDawgg]

HoppingDakPak dubmass will show up raising hell, completely forgetting about how he totally creampie ravaged someone’s daughter’s ****** to become a father, and thus no one should ever picture sex with another female again.

 

[YesIAmAPirate]

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

 

[dorndawg]

HoppingDakPak dubmass will show up raising hell, completely forgetting about how he totally creampie ravaged someone’s daughter’s ****** to become a father, and thus no one should ever picture sex with another female again.

I can't figure out what 6 asterisks is supposed to be here

 

[jethreauxdawg]

I can't figure out what 6 asterisks is supposed to be here

Asshol

 

[dorndawg]

Asshol

In that case, I have even more questions. Such as, "does he know how 17ing works?"

 

[T-TownDawgg]

I can't figure out what 6 asterisks is supposed to be here

Apparently the stupid filter on this site allows dubmass but not va6!na

 

[dorndawg]

Apparently the stupid filter on this site allows dubmass but not va6!na

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Apparently the stupid filter on this site allows dubmass but not va6!na

Ha ha ha. I was trying to figure out how he misspelled puss y with 6 letters.

 

[maroonmadman]

I don't see any problems as long as the contestants are of legal consent age, and we have their parents' permission. ***

 

[Dawgg]

Yeah, let’s make SPS the white trash version of the Epstein Client List.***

 

[Fritz!]

Ha ha ha. I was trying to figure out how he misspelled puss y with 6 letters.

I assumed he was of the Dan Quail school of thought and he used an”ie”**

 

[QuadrupleOption]

I can't figure out what 6 asterisks is supposed to be here

pusssy

 

[Mobile Bay]

I don't see any problems as long as the contestants are of legal consent age, and we have their parents' permission. ***

Some of them may be 18. But you know, grass on the field and all that.

 

[dorndawg]

Some of them may be 18. But you know, grass on the field and all that.

 

[Boom Boom]

I don't see any problems as long as the contestants are of legal consent age, and or we have their parents' permission. ***

FIFY for those of us in MS and Utah.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Some of them may be 18. But you know, grass on the field and all that.

 

[TaleofTwoDogs]

Finally, a thread that made me laugh my a** off. It's been quite a drought on these pages. Bring on the Miss Teen USA pics!

 

[Podgy]

I bet NAMBLA would approve. They might even have a list of Drag Queens for a Miss Teen USA Story Hour.

 

[T-TownDawgg]

I assumed he was of the Dan Quail school of thought and he used an”ie”**

I may have to start using that version

 

[HopInMyDakPak]

HoppingDakPak dubmass will show up raising hell, completely forgetting about how he totally creampie ravaged someone’s daughter’s ****** to become a father, and thus no one should ever picture sex with another female again.

Did your mom not love you as a child? Is that why you turned out this way?

 

[T-TownDawgg]

Did your mom not love you as a child? Is that why you turned out this way?

No, but I loved my mother in law’s daughter like a Singapore ***** so we have 2 kids old enough to google search your daughter’s instagram page so get ready

 

[PooPopsBaldHead]

I know I got blasted for an old joke about 15 year old bourbon and coke on here once... So make sure they're all at least 16***

 

[HopInMyDakPak]

No, but I loved my mother in law’s daughter like a Singapore ***** so we have 2 kids old enough to google search your daughter’s instagram page so get ready

Classy. Is that why she is your ex? Because you refer to her as a Singapore ***** ?

Well bud you won’t find it but feel free to waste your time. Come to think of it you won’t find mine either.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

No, but I loved my mother in law’s daughter like a Singapore ***** so we have 2 kids old enough to google search your daughter’s instagram page so get ready

Just for clarification, you are referring to your wife and not sister-in-law, right?

 

[ClintonInHelen]

I’d hit it…

 

[PooPopsBaldHead]

Classy. Is that why she is your ex? Because you refer to her as a Singapore ***** ?

Pal, you should see the things my wife does to me... They all have an inner Singapore ***** inside, only us lucky ones have found it.

Now take a lap for being a stick in the butt... Er mud I mean.