So looks like Giselle is soon to be on the market

psuro

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I’ll just, uh, leave this right here



That’s twice now Ro. You’re about to have your posting privileges suspended…..


I am a made poster.
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WestSideLion

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Gisele is getting a little long in the tooth (not to mention her face). This gives Tom a great opportunity to start living the Leonardo DiCaprio lifestyle. Dump 'em on their 25th birthday.
And if the reports of her net worth being higher are accurate, then it’s likely to be a relatively clean financial break. Frankly, I wonder whether that makes a divorce an easier option here…they can both afford to just walk away and share the kids.

If her claims of feeling like a “football widow” are accurate, then that marriage isn’t long for the world. Tommy may retire, but he ain’t walking away from football. He’ll be the next Tony Romo doing broadcasts on the road. He’s so competitive that I can also see him going into coaching or the GM business like Elway.
 

My Master

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Surprisingly this is the second most absurd thing you've said on this site.
Not surprisingly, you have failed to inquire about the underlying metrics of my score. You see, I employ the Budweiser metrics to arrive at my grade. What that means is that it would take SIX CLYDESDALES to pull her off of my face!
 

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Not surprisingly, you have failed to inquire about the underlying metrics of my score. You see, I employ the Budweiser metrics to arrive at my grade. What that means is that it would take SIX CLYDESDALES to pull her off of my face!

Yeah but where would you even find six Clydesdales in this market?
 
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psuro

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Not surprisingly, you have failed to inquire about the underlying metrics of my score. You see, I employ the Budweiser metrics to arrive at my grade. What that means is that it would take SIX CLYDESDALES to pull her off of my face!
You sure it's not "She would need to drink six Budweiser's before even considering going to bed with me"?
 
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Gisele is getting a little long in the tooth (not to mention her face). This gives Tom a great opportunity to start living the Leonardo DiCaprio lifestyle. Dump 'em on their 25th birthday.
I had a neighbor who went through three 25 year old wives. He married one when he was 25, one when he was 35, and one when he was 55. I'm serious.
 
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razpsu

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So Tom may get money from this from her since she makes way more money and he trades her in for someone 20 years younger making crazy money as well.

sign me up for some of that!! I’ll take door number 2!
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