Take heart gentlemen, this week may not have the ending, so many presume

[CochiseCowbell]

So, Texas is Mordor. Mount Doom is Austin.

Starkville is the Shire of the SEC.

Sarkisian/University of Texas = Sauron?

Our team is the Fellowship led by an heir of a long-forgotten President. If only Tyson Lee had any eligibility left; he definitely had the stature of Frodo.

I'll leave it up to @johnson86-1 to fill out the rest of the cast. Really need to find our Samwise Gamgee.

 

[HailStout]

Anyone who lets this give them hope:

 

[msudawg1200]

 

[Maroon Eagle]

Sauron = Not quite Burnt Orange but you’ll note the horns. If only they were down…