texags.com game thread recap

horshack.sixpack

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Was browsing their site post-game and thought some of their game flow was funny. I can promise I will NOT do this weekly, but it was a funny read to me, especially with all the Leach comments and references. Enjoy or don't...

Beat The Hell Outta Mississippi State!!!

Good series! Here we go.

Offensive genius

Gotta take those bright spots where you can

This 3 man front is bull****

We knew where they were going, had the right play called, just didnt fill the whole

Well that's a successful 1st quarter.

Hey offense, try a forward pass. Better yet, try one past the line of scrimmage

Fuggg these wheel routes

We're going to need every penalty yard against them today.

Lol

Hey look. An offensive mastermind has noticed that we play a 3 man front all the time

Jimbo refuses to let our playmakers make plays on the outside. His offense is **** and has been for years, I really thought it was Mond, then Calzada…. But it's jimbo

Hard to run when the defense knows you won't throw

Our OC is a genius

Same ****, different day

How much holding they gonna get away with?

Jimbo pocketing those TOs for next half, brilliant

We should have hired Leach.

Jimbo is a fraud….

Another 2 quarters- another 0 TD's for Jimbo. Believe in the system!!!!!

Leach owns A&M.

And this team was pre-season #6. Snake oil anyone?

"We have been able to move the football" Is Jimbo watching the same game I am?

Always good to run routes short of the first down on 4th down

5 star my ***

My 90 year old grandma could have came uo with that pass.

Perfect play call and our O line pisses down their leg yet again.

Didn't know we had a JV football team.

Hire Leach? He beats us all the time

Lol needed 19 and we throw for 4. That's Max Johnson in a nutshell.

Rugrats reruns are on.. so is Seinfeld and Friends

What happened to the team we heard about all summer, and how great they are? I haven't seen it yet, halfway through the season we are still hearing about execution? DEFENSE SUCKS, COACHING IS HORRENDOUS, O-LINE CAN`T BLOCK A TERD FROM COMING OUT OF A TOILET. It's poor execution on coaching..

I can't hardly wait to see what year 6 brings!!

Leach can pick any play he wants for yardage. Jimbo can't find a single decent play in his 10 page playbook.

We're now watching Frozen for the 700th time. Much less infuriating.

31, 29, 26, 25…Miss St recruiting rankings last four years

Run it, King

Pretty much need a 3 and out and to keep all timeouts in order to have a chance. Find a way to get pressure to keep any hope alive.

Well it looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

I hate to say "I told you so," but all you grasshoppers who weren't worried about having to face Leach again every year were really showing your youth. Have you seen enough yet?

Announcers talking about other games now. LOL

State is going to score again aren't they?

If Jimbo doesn't throw bombs trying for a miracle, he is a puzz!

If after the game Jimbo says it on him, accept his resignation.

Bulldogs could still score again. We suck.

And there it is... again

Even MSST Fans are excited we finally scored..

That was one piss poor onside attempt....

Maybe the fat little girlfriends will keep telling them how great they are and how many stars they had in high school
 

DesotoCountyDawg

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“O-LINE CAN`T BLOCK A TERD FROM COMING OUT OF A TOILET”

Haven’t ever heard that one before. Impressive.
 

horshack.sixpack

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“O-LINE CAN`T BLOCK A TERD FROM COMING OUT OF A TOILET”

Haven’t ever heard that one before. Impressive.
It should be noted that I direct quote without correcting grammar or spelling. I scored pretty high on the English portion of the ACT and have a reputation to protect...
 
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Starkvegas Dawg

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This was a good one on their board.

"Leach and A&M are like oil and water. He doesn't measure up to our penile estimation of ourselves. His offense is just not macho enough. It does not muscle it's way to wins. Most of our interested fans think he engages in gimmickery. We could get Mike Leach to coach us. He would come here. Don't know how he'd do here except we would have one less sure loss every year not having to play him. "
 
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horshack.sixpack

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This was a good one on their board.

"Leach and A&M are like oil and water. He doesn't measure up to our penile estimation of ourselves. His offense is just not macho enough. It does not muscle it's way to wins. Most of our interested fans think he engages in gimmickery. We could get Mike Leach to coach us. He would come here. Don't know how he'd do here except we would have one less sure loss every year not having to play him. "
Nice! If Leach's offense isn't "macho", I'd love to hear how they describe what they put on the field Saturday.
 
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PapaDawg

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“Well it looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.”

I actually chuckled out loud at this one.
 
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