TGIF: All good things must come to an "END" (nsfw)

[IMPP]

Dear Sixpack,
Its with a humble and greatful heart that Today is my last post of HumpDay and TGIF.
As of Jan 1 I will be embarking on a new career path. A path that takes me into an office setting that frowns
upon all the research needed to provide a consistent product. In knowing this, I call on Hughs Burner Phone to
please take up the mantle. What started as a tribute to Maddawgs AOTD should continue at the hightest levels.
Miss Platinum and I will still contribute as much as possible. The Cheetah will always be just a phone call away.

With Thanks,
IMPP


Hail STATE! Hail STATE!

One

Two

Three

Four

Five

Six

Seven

Eight

Nine

Ten (but my number One)

 

[Shmuley]

I will miss the redheads and Miss Platinum especially. Thank you for bringing the heat consistently through the years!

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

 

[SchrodingersDawg]

Thank you, IMPP. Sincerely. You have performed a valuable service for this message board. Best of luck with the new career path.

 

[dawgstudent]

 

[dorndawg]

 

[Podgy]

Don't go all Arnett on us. A standard has been set and needs to be maintained. Even with our modest NIL, it can be done. Best of luck to IMPP.

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

Don't go all Arnett on us. A standard has been set and needs to be maintained. Even with our modest NIL, it can be done. Best of luck to IMPP.

Don't worry. Arnett went complete 180 from what we were doing. I'm not going a 180 from IMPP. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Nope, I'll hit the portal hard to bring in the best talent available.

 

[T-TownDawgg]

Don't worry. Arnett went complete 180 from what we were doing. I'm not going a 180 from IMPP. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Nope, I'll hit the portal hard to bring in the best talent available.

Please don’t try to install your own system in year 1. Plenty of talent available to stay the course.

 

[Dawg1976]

I think I'm going to cry.

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

We have our first commit out of the portal.

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

We hate to see you go what a way to go out one of those ladies his first class and some of your best work. I know that Hughes burner phone will do a good job.

 

[Darryl Steight]

I would like to give a nod to another OG in this esteemed line of torchbearers - Saddawg. Hope he is doing well off in the Bermuda Triangle or wherever his Deep Sea adventures took him.

Thank you IMPP for all your *ahem* hard work over the years. It has been much appreciated. As my old Irish grandpappy would say, "A life well-lived leaves behind a beautiful legacy"... Here's to hoping your legacy will live on in Hugh's Burner Phone.

 

[Darryl Steight]

PS, Is #8 Donna from That 70's Show?? I always thought she was overlooked because of Mila Kunis, but Eric outkicked his coverage by about a mile and a half.

 

[aTotal360]

 

[DoggieDaddy13]

Thanks for the mammaries.

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

Thanks...

 

[MaroonSadness99]

This is a very sad day. Thanks for everything

 

[SchrodingersDawg]

Thanks for the mammaries.

You just won the internet for the day.

 

[ZombieKissinger]

Where’s B…..oh, Nevermind

I would like to give a nod to another OG in this esteemed line of torchbearers - Saddawg. Hope he is doing well off in the Bermuda Triangle or wherever his Deep Sea adventures took him.

Thank you IMPP for all your *ahem* hard work over the years. It has been much appreciated. As my old Irish grandpappy would say, "A life well-lived leaves behind a beautiful legacy"... Here's to hoping your legacy will live on in Hugh's Burner Phone.

forgot about saddawg, but pretty sure his work years ago carried me through puberty

 

[BreckyBratt]

 

[Dawgzilla2]

I'm not crying; you're crying.

 

[cowbell88]

Tip of the hat, Sir!

It’s been hours and hours of daydreaming while looking at your research.

 

[TaleofTwoDogs]

And so it goes.......

 

[DogStuckAtUM]

 

[Maroon13]

Your eye for talent is impeccable.

Tip of the cap.

 

[Bullldawg78]

Congrats on new job and thank your for your service, look forward to a update from the Cheetah phone in two years with our next coaching search***

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

 

[TXDawg.sixpack]

Good luck in your new endeavors and thank you for your service, Sir!!

Your posts will certainly be missed!

 

[MississippiTexan]

You were there to bring us our first natty! Thank you for your service and bringing us through! I have no doubt Hugh's Burner Phone will be there for our second. Hail State!

 

[Called3rdstrikedawg]

Congrats on new job and thank your for your service, look forward to a update from the Cheetah phone in two years with our next coaching search***

Naw. I have it in good authority that Lemonis is going to lead State back to the Land of Milk and Honey and save his job for another 5 years at least!

 

[Dawgbite]

 

[DawgsNCowboys87]

Pouring out the 40 for the end of an era. Also Number 10

 

[SwampDawg]

Error. Delete.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

 

[DawgInThe256]

This post is essentially the punchline to the old joke about crossing a donkey with an onion

 

[BreckyBratt]

This post is essentially the punchline to the old joke about crossing a donkey with an onion

Not sure you understand the meaning of the donkey punch***

 

[HotMop]

 

[BulldogBlitz]

Our pets heads are definitely falling off now.

 

[Duggar Hall Desk]