Think my balls are dropping

[PK Dawg]

So stepped out of the shower yesterday and did a double take. Was my wiener shorter, or were my balls hanging lower?

Having spent a good amount of time in ymca/courthouse locker rooms, I knew this day would come, But did it come too soon? Curious as to when most of the pack starting getting that extra sag old men are so well known for? I’m in my mid 30s and it’s certainly begun!

 

[GloryDawg]

My balls are going to have to drop 8" before I see them.

 

[RiverCityDawg]

October cuck and balls threads are a sure sign that fan apathy has set in towards football.

 

[dawgman42]

So stepped out of the shower yesterday and did a double take. Was my wiener shorter, or were my balls hanging lower?

Having spent a good amount of time in ymca/courthouse locker rooms, I knew this day would come, But did it come too soon? Curious as to when most of the pack starting getting that extra sag old men are so well known for? I’m in my mid 30s and it’s certainly begun!

 

[Chesusdog]

@Drebin you published too soon. Between this and the "who do I want to **** my wife" thread yesterday there's enough material for a second issue.

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

 

[GloryDawg]

 

[dawgnabit]

October cuck and balls threads are a sure sign that fan apathy has set in towards football.

It's Cocktober on the sps message board

 

[RiverCityDawg]

It's Cocktober on the sps message board

17 you SC, Cocktober is ours!

 

[SouthFarmchicken]

So stepped out of the shower yesterday and did a double take. Was my wiener shorter, or were my balls hanging lower?

Having spent a good amount of time in ymca/courthouse locker rooms, I knew this day would come, But did it come too soon? Curious as to when most of the pack starting getting that extra sag old men are so well known for? I’m in my mid 30s and it’s certainly begun!

I’m a pretty tense guy. During a state game, they act like I’ve been punched in the nuts over and over and are in protection mode sucked up in my pelvis.

 

[The Peeper]

 

[Pilgrimdawg]

So stepped out of the shower yesterday and did a double take. Was my wiener shorter, or were my balls hanging lower?

Having spent a good amount of time in ymca/courthouse locker rooms, I knew this day would come, But did it come too soon? Curious as to when most of the pack starting getting that extra sag old men are so well known for? I’m in my mid 30s and it’s certainly begun!

A little early morning deer or duck hunting in January will quickly solve your concerns.

 

[Dawgbite]

I'm 58 and the boys are still high and tight. It's you!

 

[Darryl Steight]

Okay Sixpackers, I've given it 2 hours and over 10 responses. You passed the test.

If any of you had answered this 17'ing question seriously, I was going to declare that SPS had officially jumped the shark into homoerotic 4chan/incel territory.

Thank you for at least temporarily restoring my faith. We haven't all gone insane just yet.

 

[mstateglfr]

good save.***

 

[Dawgbite]