This has to be the best Fantasy Football last-place punishment

TXDawg.sixpack

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The updates in the comment section are awesome! It’s 11:00A wherever they are and he’s 12 drinks in…
 

eckie1

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If he makes it to 20, he’s out at 4.

This is my kind of challenge.
 

UpTheMiddlex3Punt

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I kinda feel like if I got this punishment I'd embrace it and just rawdog the 20 hours. Sit at a table alone, drink nothing but water, only order the worst item on the menu for each meal, talk to no one, watch the worst game on TV, and only get up to use the bathroom.
 

tired

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I kinda feel like if I got this punishment I'd embrace it and just rawdog the 20 hours. Sit at a table alone, drink nothing but water, only order the worst item on the menu for each meal, talk to no one, watch the worst game on TV, and only get up to use the bathroom.
So you'd be miserable?
 
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DawgsGoneWild

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So embracing it is being a complete a$$?? My version of embracing it is completely different.
 

Perd Hapley

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I'd handle it like an intercontinental flight.
Nothing wrong with that.

I think I’d fully embrace it….actually apply for a job there for a day and work a 12 hr shift as bartender from 6 AM to 8 PM. Imagine the conversations you’d have with the types of people that would be there in that window? Then, at 8 PM, officially quit that job. Take the tip jar money and enjoy around 6 drinks until 11 PM….then play it by ear from there.
 

ZombieKissinger

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Drinking a bunch of light beers, you can be out of there quick with no buzz
Yeah, this seems like a normal Saturday in your 20s if you’re into premier league and college football.

If I had to do it, I’d probably have coffee and breakfast and stick with coffee until lunch then casually drink 12-14 light beers from noon until 7-8

Edit: also certainly not encouraging this but it’s doable without too much trouble. Change 30 minutes to 15 minutes and you’re going to cause some problems
 
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eckie1

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Yeah, this seems like a normal Saturday in your 20s if you’re into premier league and college football.

If I had to do it, I’d probably have coffee and breakfast and stick with coffee until lunch then casually drink 12-14 light beers from noon until 7-8
Make it irish coffee and you’re helping yourself even more.
 
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