THIS IS AN ALABAMA/EAST MISSISSIPPI RED ALERT!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

PLEASE MAKE SURE TO PUT ALL WOMEN CHILDREN AND PETS AND SECURE LOCATIONS AFTER THIS STUNNING ALABAMA DEFEAT IN THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!! MAKE SURE YOU DO NOT ALLOW THEM TO COME OUT UNTIL THIS WEEKEND OR IF THE ALL CLEAR SIGNAL HAS BEEN SENT THAT IT'S OVER! THIS INCLUDES FOR ALL WOMEN OF ALL AGES ALL CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 15 AND ALL PETS AND BREAKABLE OBJECTS IN YOUR HOME!

This morning includes the entire state of Alabama all of Eastern Mississippi and the majority of the Walmarts and target stores and all over 48 states.

 

[Trojanbulldog19]

Hide their sisters and cousins

 

[onewoof]

Walmarts to showcase the Heisman and the runner up trophy

 

[Leeshouldveflanked]

Is there rioting and civil disobedience in the streets of Columbus, West Point and Meridian? But then again how would that be different than any other night?