This is straight from the Cohen playbook…

[dawgstudent]

 

[Trojanbulldog19]

The great tinkerer

 

[vhdawg]

"Auburn has a 58-item checklist for their new head coach....Number 38 will blow your mind!"

 

[patdog]

So his list is 56 items more than mine. Win games. Don’t embarrass us. Guess thats why he’s the smartest guy in the room.

 

[Conman90]

But where is the PowerPoint presentation?

 

[Faustdog]

I hear there’s a guy ready to get out of Akron who checks a lot of boxes.

 

[ronpolk]

Hopefully he will hire auburn a football savant like he did here at state

 

[Leeshouldveflanked]

How many boxes does Freeze Check?

 

[patdog]

How many boxes does Freeze Check?

Well he doesn't check the allowed back in the SEC box, so I don't think the other 57 boxes matter.

 

[Grover777]

There’s only one box for the Auburn hire, and that box is what the boosters say it is.

 

[MStateU]

1. Do you run marathons?

2. Opinion on shorts on the sidelines?

3. Do you take videos of yourself in the weight room?

4. Will you be porking any staffers?

5. Is the 2nd inning too early to bunt in a tie game?

 

[She Mate Me]

"Auburn has a 58-item checklist for their new head coach....Number 38 will blow your mind!"

and #47 will break your heart...

 

[Anon1665155225]

So his list is 56 items more than mine. Win games. Don’t embarrass us. Guess thats why he’s the smartest guy in the room.

You left one out, recruit.

 

[Fang1]

But where is the PowerPoint presentation?

it's on a clipboard, which he'll toss and then throw his hands up after he tinker's himself into an L that would have been a W if he'd just done - NOTHING.

 

[Shmuley]

micro ....... manager.

 

[columbiadawg2]

How many boxes does Freeze Check?

In the past he checked all the boxes, now he only checks one box...or so he says

 

[Mr. Cook]

 

[maroonmania]

So his list is 56 items more than mine. Win games. Don’t embarrass us. Guess thats why he’s the smartest guy in the room.

Well dang, I guess your #2 eliminates Freeze for us.

 

[MeridianDog]

If Freeze could get his wife to frenchkiss the players, he would be a shoe-in.

 

[LordMcBuckethead]

How many boxes does Freeze Check?

Outside of marriage and for 17 year old recruits, a few well checked boxes from the dial a date.

 

[National Champion Chip]

Yup. #17 is a doozy. Freezus gots this locked up, yo.

 

[ezsoil]

1. Do you run marathons?

2. Opinion on shorts on the sidelines?

3. Do you take videos of yourself in the weight room?

4. Will you be porking any staffers?

5. Is the 2nd inning too early to bunt in a tie game?

#4 would eliminate Kiffin

 

[Mud84]

How many boxes does Freeze Check?

I know one that he loves to check.... errrr nevermind.

 

[onewoof]

it's on a clipboard, which he'll toss and then throw his hands up after he tinker's himself into an L that would have been a W if he'd just done - NOTHING.

 

[msudawg12]

That dude bunts when he 17’s