Little Johnny was finishing up dinner with his parents. After dinner the parents decide they want some "alone time" together. They come up with a plan to keep Johnny sufficiently distracted so they can get their "boom-boom time". They give Johnny a large ice cream sandwich and tell him to go out on the front porch and report from the front porch on what he sees in the neighborhood, this should allow the parents to have their "fun time". After a few minutes Johnny answers back "The Johnsons got a new car!" "That's good Johnny keep looking" the mom says. After another few minutes Johnny says "the Andersons are planting flowers." " That's great Johnny let us know what else you see" the dad quickly says. After a couple more minutes Johnny erupts "MOM, DAD THE MILLERS ARE BANGIN'!" THE MOM AND DAD BOTH ANSWER "WHAT! HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT!" Johnny responds "THEIR KID IS OUT ON THE FRONT PORCH EATING AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH TOO!"
This may get me banned, but semi-dirty joke of the day.
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