To the person offering the $1K reward for Buddy, the lost parakeet in Starkville...
...You failed to mention on your posters if that reward is good if Buddy is dead or alive. So I will take it at face value that you want the little dude back in any shape possible. I have a 12 gauge with 5 in the mag and one in the pipe on my passengers seat and I'm ground checking everything from pigeons to blackbirds. Rest assured. I will have Buddy home to you shortly. Please have my check ready.
...You failed to mention on your posters if that reward is good if Buddy is dead or alive. So I will take it at face value that you want the little dude back in any shape possible. I have a 12 gauge with 5 in the mag and one in the pipe on my passengers seat and I'm ground checking everything from pigeons to blackbirds. Rest assured. I will have Buddy home to you shortly. Please have my check ready.