Top 10 Reasons MSU Can't Talk Smack to La Tech

[Horndawgs]

10. We won the last meeting.

9. We have an actual story and reason for picking the bulldog as a mascot. We also were bulldogs before State.

8. According to the most recent census data, Ruston is larger than Starkville. Also, driving an hour from Ruston gets you to more places while driving an hour from Starkville gets you more cows.

7. Your only claim to fame is being lucky enough to have been around when a good conference formed. That's about it. Paris Hiltonesque.

6. We have two members in the NFL HOF. That can't be turned into a percentage more than State because y'all have zero.

5. Despite sucking at the SEC tit and getting all those millions and recruits based on only conference name recognition, you still suck.

4. Yes, our AD is our football coach. He must be doing ok since MSU is coming to Ruston.

3. Mississippi is the best state in the union. That's because it's the only one that makes Louisiana look good by comparison.

2. We have winning records against just as many SEC teams as you do (1, one, singular). Ours is Alabama and yours is Vanderbilt.

1. Your players obviously did not score at least a 24 on the reading part of the ACT.

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[Horndawgs]

10. We won the last meeting.

9. We have an actual story and reason for picking the bulldog as a mascot. We also were bulldogs before State.

8. According to the most recent census data, Ruston is larger than Starkville. Also, driving an hour from Ruston gets you to more places while driving an hour from Starkville gets you more cows.

7. Your only claim to fame is being lucky enough to have been around when a good conference formed. That's about it. Paris Hiltonesque.

6. We have two members in the NFL HOF. That can't be turned into a percentage more than State because y'all have zero.

5. Despite sucking at the SEC tit and getting all those millions and recruits based on only conference name recognition, you still suck.

4. Yes, our AD is our football coach. He must be doing ok since MSU is coming to Ruston.

3. Mississippi is the best state in the union. That's because it's the only one that makes Louisiana look good by comparison.

2. We have winning records against just as many SEC teams as you do (1, one, singular). Ours is Alabama and yours is Vanderbilt.

1. Your players obviously did not score at least a 24 on the reading part of the ACT.

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[Horndawgs]

10. We won the last meeting.

9. We have an actual story and reason for picking the bulldog as a mascot. We also were bulldogs before State.

8. According to the most recent census data, Ruston is larger than Starkville. Also, driving an hour from Ruston gets you to more places while driving an hour from Starkville gets you more cows.

7. Your only claim to fame is being lucky enough to have been around when a good conference formed. That's about it. Paris Hiltonesque.

6. We have two members in the NFL HOF. That can't be turned into a percentage more than State because y'all have zero.

5. Despite sucking at the SEC tit and getting all those millions and recruits based on only conference name recognition, you still suck.

4. Yes, our AD is our football coach. He must be doing ok since MSU is coming to Ruston.

3. Mississippi is the best state in the union. That's because it's the only one that makes Louisiana look good by comparison.

2. We have winning records against just as many SEC teams as you do (1, one, singular). Ours is Alabama and yours is Vanderbilt.

1. Your players obviously did not score at least a 24 on the reading part of the ACT.

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[Horndawgs]

10. We won the last meeting.

9. We have an actual story and reason for picking the bulldog as a mascot. We also were bulldogs before State.

8. According to the most recent census data, Ruston is larger than Starkville. Also, driving an hour from Ruston gets you to more places while driving an hour from Starkville gets you more cows.

7. Your only claim to fame is being lucky enough to have been around when a good conference formed. That's about it. Paris Hiltonesque.

6. We have two members in the NFL HOF. That can't be turned into a percentage more than State because y'all have zero.

5. Despite sucking at the SEC tit and getting all those millions and recruits based on only conference name recognition, you still suck.

4. Yes, our AD is our football coach. He must be doing ok since MSU is coming to Ruston.

3. Mississippi is the best state in the union. That's because it's the only one that makes Louisiana look good by comparison.

2. We have winning records against just as many SEC teams as you do (1, one, singular). Ours is Alabama and yours is Vanderbilt.

1. Your players obviously did not score at least a 24 on the reading part of the ACT.

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[LaTechIsBetter]

pwnage

 

[OneParticularHarbor]

You have no chance to survive make your time.

 

[rhs43]

It must suck to be a fan of La Tech.

 

[Porkchop.sixpack]

8. According to the most recent census data, Ruston is larger than Starkville. Also, driving an hour from Ruston gets you to more places while driving an hour from Starkville gets you more cows.</p>

Grambling. Bossier City. West Monroe. Farmerville. Jonesboro. Winnfield maybe.

Damn. You are right. It's damn near like living right in the middle of Paris, Istanbul, Hong Kong, Monoco, and Starkville. Holy ****...how do you guys ever stay in town with those temptations so nearby?

 

[DOGRX]

I really don't see how this is necessarily a bad thing.

"According to the most recent census data, Ruston is larger than Starkville."

 

[norman.sixpack]

I didnt know there were any liberals in BFE.</p>

 

[DynamicDawg]

It must suck to be a fan of La Tech.

Notice how they are constantly comparing themselves to others? Inferiority complex maybe?
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[biguglyjoe]

10. 12 years ago. What is the overall record?

9. As with most universities, State teams answered to different nicknames through the years. The first squads representing Mississippi A&M College were proud to be called Aggies, and when the school officially became Mississippi State College in 1932 the nickname Maroons, for State's uniform color, gained prominence. Bulldogs became the official title for State teams in 1961, not long after State College was granted university status. Yet references to school teams and athletes as Bulldogs actually go back to early in the century, and this nickname was used almost interchangably with both Aggies and Maroons, since at least 1905.

On November 30 of that year the A&M football team shut out their arch-rivals from the University of Mississippi 11-0 in Jackson, Miss. The campus newspaper, The Reflector, reported: "After the game, filled with that emotion that accompanies every great victory, there was nothing left for the cadets to do but to complete the great victory by showing sympathy for the dead athletic spirit of the University, by having a military funeral parade.

"A coffin was secured, decorated with University colors and a bulldog pup placed on top. It was then placed on the shoulders of a dozen cadets, and the procession started down Capitol Street, preceded by the brass band playing a very pathetic funeral march."

Other newspaper reports of the victory commented on the 'bulldog' style of play by the A&M eleven, and the Bulldog was soon publicly accepted as a school athletic symbol. Accounts of a 1926 pep rally in Meridian, Miss., had another bulldog parading with students.

8. Who gives a <17>? There is nowhere one hour from Ruston worth visiting.

7. We have had some down years, but we have had some good years in this conference as well. Just like many other schools in the conference.</p>

6. Yay for you. I see they have donated a small fortune of their earnings to the school to build that monster of a stadi....oh, wait.

5. You may want to research our basketball and baseball programs as well. I label you uninformed. We do pretty well in our conference in those sports. Football is a work in progress, I'll give you that. Although the conference did get a share of our bowl game money from last season. How much did you school get from your bowl ga........oh, wait.</p>

4. We are coming to Ruston because our former AD was a dubmass.

3. I agree with your first sentence. If I liked swamps, rotten fish smells, white shell driveways, women with way too much make-up, wearing white rubber boots as casual footwear, and rough *** highways, I would agree with the second sentence as well.

2. If you were an SEC team you wouldn't. How many teams does the WAC have in it now, five? Join a conference and then get back to us.</p>

1. I'm actually too damn lazy to look this one up.

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[Porkchop.sixpack]

10. We won the last meeting.

And since we are giving lessons in ancient history, here's a lesson.

1988. We fondly refer to that year as tech and 10. That's right. The only damn team that was worse than our utterly miserable excuse for a football team that year was your team. Or was that Montana Tech? Hell, I get those confused.

 

[engineerdog]

I'll give you one more. This is absolutely the truth. I was offered a football scholarship out of high school to Louisiana Tech (along with Delta State and a few others). I chose to go to MSU and major in engineering. I would rather not play football at all than play for a team that wasn't much better than my high school team. Ya'll sucked pretty bad.

 

[Shmuley]

You've been around awhile, haven't you? Appears you've been massaging that list for a while.

The board has a shrink now, so maybe he will come along and analyze those deeply ingrained inferiorities that are plaguing you so.

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

But you're in Ruston. You don't even have the charm of being Louisiana coonasses, with their zydeco, accordions, gumbo, and redfish. You're just inbred Arkansas hillbilly-wannabes.

10. We won the last meeting.

9. We have an actual story and reason for picking the bulldog as a mascot. We also were bulldogs before State.

8. According to the most recent census data, Ruston is larger than Starkville. Also, driving an hour from Ruston gets you to more places while driving an hour from Starkville gets you more cows.

7. Your only claim to fame is being lucky enough to have been around when a good conference formed. That's about it. Paris Hiltonesque.

6. We have two members in the NFL HOF. That can't be turned into a percentage more than State because y'all have zero.

5. Despite sucking at the SEC tit and getting all those millions and recruits based on only conference name recognition, you still suck.

4. Yes, our AD is our football coach. He must be doing ok since MSU is coming to Ruston.

3. Mississippi is the best state in the union. That's because it's the only one that makes Louisiana look good by comparison.

2. We have winning records against just as many SEC teams as you do (1, one, singular). Ours is Alabama and yours is Vanderbilt.

1. Your players obviously did not score at least a 24 on the reading part of the ACT.

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[2thdoc44]

I hope you didn't lose sleep for the past 2 days trying to polish off your list. You should print that up and hang it in your dorm as reminder of how you "talked smack" one day on SixPack.

This to a bunch of guys that would honestly rather stay at home and take a good crap than to travel to Ruston(wherever that is) and play LaTech(whoever they are) from the WAC(whatever that stands for). I will be able to witness from my own TV, preferably in HD, our brutally mid level team "slug it out" with THE Lousiana Directional University.

Ultimately the #1 reason MSU can't talk smack to LaTech is because there is nothing in it for us. Your fine institution, however, is treating the season opener on ESPN against Mississippi State from Starkville as the Second Coming of Jesus H.Christ. Good luck!

 

[saddawg]

New years day bowls, NCAA Final 4, and numerous trips to the College World Series. Check

Little school set in Ruston for those not smart enough to go to Tulane or able to go to LSU, not so much.

I will bet you, you will NEVER even sniff one of these things. Sucks to be you.

Here is how bad it sucks to be you..... The most hyped game in your football history is against the school you are making fun of. Not LSU, Ohio St., Fla ect, but Mississippi State.

Pathetic.

 

[DovaDawg]

8. According to the most recent census data, Ruston is larger than Starkville. Also, driving an hour from Ruston gets you to more places while driving an hour from Starkville gets you more cows.

6. We have two members in the NFL HOF. That can't be turned into a percentage more than State because y'all have zero.

4. Yes, our AD is our football coach. He must be doing ok since MSU is coming to Ruston.

1. Your players obviously did not score at least a 24 on the reading part of the ACT.

8. Please do not compare Starkville to North Louisiana. As someone who grew up in Louisiana, I can tell you North Louisiana has none of the charm of South Louisiana. The people who live there are more comfortable in Arkansas than in New Orleans. Yes there are places within one hour of Ruston, but places where people move when they have given up on life are nothing to be proud of. See Shreveport and Alexandria.

6. Well thank God it is not 1968.

4. Thanks Larry.

1. And yet the college as whole only requires a 15 ACT for acceptance.</p>

 

[biguglyjoe]

I'll give you one more. This is absolutely the truth. I was offered a football scholarship out of high school to Louisiana Tech (along with Delta State and a few others). I chose to go to MSU and major in engineering. I would rather not play football at all than play for a team that wasn't much better than my high school team. Ya'll sucked pretty bad.

It sounds like you didn't have that option.</p>

 

[TR.sixpack]

10. We won the last meeting.

So? I'm pretty sure that team has lost any eligibility.

9. We have an actual story and reason for picking the bulldog as a mascot. We also were bulldogs before State.

Mascot smack? Seriously?

8. According to the most recent census data, Ruston is larger than Starkville. Also, driving an hour from Ruston gets you to more places while driving an hour from Starkville gets you more cows.

Again, who cares? One of my coworkers is from Ruston and says it's a dump.

7. Your only claim to fame is being lucky enough to have been around when a good conference formed. That's about it. Paris Hiltonesque.

We've won more titles in the SEC than LaTech has won in the....which conference are you in this year?

6. We have two members in the NFL HOF. That can't be turned into a percentage more than State because y'all have zero.

I've got bad news, TB and Fred Dean aren't walking through that door. Neither is Willie Rouff.

5. Despite sucking at the SEC tit and getting all those millions and recruits based on only conference name recognition, you still suck.

That's debatable.

4. Yes, our AD is our football coach. He must be doing ok since MSU is coming to Ruston.

Oh-kay. That says more about former AD then your current one.

3. Mississippi is the best state in the union. That's because it's the only one that makes Louisiana look good by comparison.

#49 making fun of #50....wow. Besides, everyone knows without the southern part of the state, Louisiana would be nothing.

2. We have winning records against just as many SEC teams as you do (1, one, singular). Ours is Alabama and yours is Vanderbilt.

Fine, you got me there. We've played Bama almost 100 times, you?

1. Your players obviously did not score at least a 24 on the reading part of the ACT.

I guess if a spelling bee breaks out in the middle of the game, we're in trouble.

It's funny how you never once mentioned this year's La Tech team...you know the one that actually has to play.

 

[The Peeper]

geography, census data, mascots and ACT scores....HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA loser. Go find the debate team website, you would be more at home there.

 

[RebelRichman.nafoom]

That's the one reason you shouldn't talk smack to ANYBODY.

 

[thunderclap]

Or at least I think that was effort.</p>

 

[seshomoru]

Make it a little more concise and you've got a sweet t-shirt to wear to church.

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

11. MSU may have a spruced up Equinox that gets good gas mileage, but we have GTOs at LaTech.

 

[Dawg725]

Funny how this *** hasn't replied to anyone's post....what a puss. It's like hitting someone then running.

 

[Ivehadbetter]

I'd say MSU being ranked #30 and La Tech being ranked #104 is a pretty sound *** beating. Check it out.

/Yes, poll smack. If this *** clown can talk, ancient history/Ruston smack, I'm entitled to throw a little poll smack at him.

 

[biguglyjoe]

they use to make fun of us is the fact that we are going to their ****** school to play football?</p>

 

[Porkchop.sixpack]

ANY smack is fair game, regardless of its value.

 

[Horndawgs]

How cute. Somebody with a CAT in their sig made fun of me. Cat pictures. Then somebody called ME a ***. hah.

Somebody actually thought about looking up reading ACT scores. Someone else thought I was an anti-gun liberal. Try again on that one. Think hard.

Others suggested I spent too much time making a smack post. I guess a few minutes is a long time to somebody who didn't score at least a 24 on the math part of the ACT. I actually thought of a great way to make it better shortly after I made that post.

I would combine the "sucking in the SEC" sections and replace one of them with:

"X. Your message board sucks. It looks like some kid, apparently asian, drew your header with a crayon. Really, what is yuku?"

Yes, somebody from Mississippi saying north LA sucks........north LA is a microcosm of the entire state of MS. Yes, it sucks in general. However there isn't a town in MS that even equals Shreveport/Bossier and that's the sad part.

I respect small college towns. However, somebody who went through Starkville has no reason to talk smack about Ruston. That's the point, hence the title.

 

[RebelRichman.nafoom]

You should ban yourself asap.

 

[seshomoru]

"X. Your message board sucks. It looks like some kid, <font size="4">apparently asian</font>, drew your header with a crayon. Really, what is yuku?"

Huh? Am I that far behind on my racial humor because I'm just not following.

 

[biguglyjoe]

You spent too much time making a WEAK smack post.

Message board smack, hearder smack with a tone of racism.

Shreveport/Bossier isn't Ruston, which is far worse.
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WEAK

 

[RebelRichman.nafoom]

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[Shmuley]

With a straight face?

However there isn't a town in MS that even equals Shreveport/Bossier and that's the sad part.

 

[Porkchop.sixpack]

this is true:

However there isn't a town in MS that even equals Shreveport/Bossier

There's no area in MS that equals the 9th ward of New Orleans either. Wait....there is. Never mind.

 

[Horndawgs]

The asian reference is for yuku. It sounds Asian. Read my post and put 2 and 2 together. I thought MSU was an engineering school? Maybe all the smart people post on the "other" site.

I like the detailed story of the mascot which is completely ambiguous on how MSU named the Bulldog as a mascot. Thus the original post about having a reason. There's about a 60 year time span of ambiguity there.

 

[biguglyjoe]

You said there was no story. I posted some of it. Your Asian reference was as lame as all your others. Go get your dad. Maybe he can do better.

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

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