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I've never wanted to be an umpire, but I have thought about what my dream call would be:

Decisive game (e.g., CWS finals game 3). I'm the 3rd base umpire. Home team down 1. Bottom of the 9th. 2 outs. Bases loaded. Left-handed hitter. Full count...

Check swing...

Appeal...

...wait to make sure the entire stadium and the TV cameras are on me...

...let the tension build...

and finally:

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The umpire last night pissed it all away.
 
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