Elon Musk says Twitter does not allow free speech. Buys 9%. Twitterverse minions go berserk, say it's disgusting.
Musk decides he wants to offer a cash purchase of the entire thing. Heads explode.
Out of nowhere, the Saudis voice their opposition to the sale.
Wait, the Saudis own a portion of Twitter? Twitterverse starts imploding.
Twitter holds employees meeting. Whining ensues. Twitterverse defends Saudis, hunts down Musk.
He laughs.
This is so.....appro pro. It's about time someone interjected a little openness into the "townsquare."
Musk decides he wants to offer a cash purchase of the entire thing. Heads explode.
Out of nowhere, the Saudis voice their opposition to the sale.
Wait, the Saudis own a portion of Twitter? Twitterverse starts imploding.
Twitter holds employees meeting. Whining ensues. Twitterverse defends Saudis, hunts down Musk.
He laughs.
This is so.....appro pro. It's about time someone interjected a little openness into the "townsquare."

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