What would you do for a national championship in football?

[BA Dog]

This would have been somewhat of an easier question before nil since it is now legal for players to be paid, but still…. With all of the discussion over Freeze being hired and how Auburn can’t stoop any lower. I wonder how far some of us would be willing to bend/break the rules and drive the program into the ground to get a championship. Would we hire the lowest low life to win? If we put ourselves in the head coaches spot how low would we go to hold the trophy?

- I would see problems for MSU with hiring Freeze or Urban but if I knew in 4-5 years we would be champions it would be tough not to.
- It’s hypocritical, but like to think that if I were the coach I would play by the rules.
- I would easily trade a decade straight of loosing records for a championship, maybe up to about 15 years worth.

 

[horshack.sixpack]

slightly more than I'd do for a Klondike bar

 

[PooPopsBaldHead]

I'd let my wife sleep with Robert Redford. Hell, I might do it myself.

 

[HailStout]

 

[AstroDog]

Does this mean we're getting Petrino?

 

[TrueMaroonGrind]

 

[IMPP]

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Lane is gay. Has to be.

 

[DAWGSANDSAINTS]

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Her if that’s really what it took

 

[Bullldawg78]

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Beat me to it!

 

[Cantdoitsal]

Her if that’s really what it took

I'd Hit It.

 

[Darryl Steight]

This would have been somewhat of an easier question before nil since it is now legal for players to be paid, but still…. With all of the discussion over Freeze being hired and how Auburn can’t stoop any lower. I wonder how far some of us would be willing to bend/break the rules and drive the program into the ground to get a championship. Would we hire the lowest low life to win? If we put ourselves in the head coaches spot how low would we go to hold the trophy?

- I would see problems for MSU with hiring Freeze or Urban but if I knew in 4-5 years we would be champions it would be tough not to.
- It’s hypocritical, but like to think that if I were the coach I would play by the rules.
- I would easily trade a decade straight of loosing records for a championship, maybe up to about 15 years worth.

I would go ahead and pay - or match the offer another school made - in the form of a donation to a generational "program-changing" player's father's church. And I feel certain it would work too, unless of course there was a certain humpback coach with a huge ego and an AD with higher aspirations than lowly ol' MSU who were unwilling to do what I was willing to do to win said championship.

 

[Mr. Cook]

@Lucifer Morningstar

What's the going rate?*******

 

[Cantdoitsal]

I would go ahead and pay - or match the offer another school made - in the form of a donation to a generational "program-changing" player's father's church. And I feel certain it would work too, unless of course there was a certain humpback coach with a huge ego and an AD with higher aspirations than lowly ol' MSU who were unwilling to do what I was willing to do to win said championship.

Biggest 'Crootin' blunda evah. $180K? That's all it woulda cost? Schit. By any means neccessary would be my starting point other than something like Selling my Soul at The Crossroads.

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

@Lucifer Morningstar

What's the going rate?*******

I am sorry I heard my name called. What was the question?

 

[She Mate Me]

Ugly things, despicable things.

I might even eat a mayonnaise sandwich.

 

[She Mate Me]

Delete. Damn lag

 

[She Mate Me]

Honestly, why is there not a delete post function??

 

[PirateBay]

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Good ole banana tiddies.

 

[AstroDog]

Biggest 'Crootin' blunda evah. $180K? That's all it woulda cost? Schit. By any means neccessary would be my starting point other than something like Selling my Soul at The Crossroads.

Per Year.

 

[LocalBeachBum]

rehire Sylvester Croom

 

[GloryDawg]

For 180K we probably could have had one.

 

[SouthFarmchicken]

I’ve already had a vasectomy because I’m a reproductive machine. I’d part with one nut. My left, cause it’s smaller than my right.

 

[mcdawg22]

I'd Hit It.

 

[ClintonInHelen]

I’d hit it…

 

[DawgsGoneWild]

Just the tip?

 

[The Cooterpoot]

I'd pay for Goats gender reassignment surgery.

 

[msstatelp1]

I’ve already had a vasectomy because I’m a reproductive machine. I’d part with one nut. My left, cause it’s smaller than my right.

Made me spit out my coffee

 

[Mr. Cook]