Willy "Slim" McCoy vs Doris' jealous husband? Big Jim Walker vs bad, bad Leroy?

[blacklistedbully]

Willy "Slim" McCoy vs Doris' jealous husband? Big Jim Walker vs bad, bad Leroy?

Well, we know Willy "Slim" McCoy was a bigger badass than Big Jim Walker, and we know Doris' jealous husband was much tougher than bad, bad Leroy Brown.


But who are you betting on if Slim messes with Doris, the wife of a jealous man? And while we're at it, who are you taking between Big Jim and bad, bad Leroy?


These questions have nagged at me for decades, so help me out here. I need answers! Who you got and why?

 

[PooPopsBaldHead]

They're all toast. Roller Derby Queen will 17 them all up...

She is a five foot six and two fifteen
A bleached-blonde mama with a streak of mean
She knew how to knuckle
And she knew how to scuffle and fight
And the roller derby program said
That she were built like a 'fridgerator with a head
The fans called her "Tuffy"
But all her buddies called her "Spike"

Well she might be nasty she might be fat
But I never met a person who would tell her that
She's my big blonde bomber
My heavy handed Hackensack mama

Thanks to my Father's record collection I have an unhealthy knowledge of Jim Croce and Jethro Tull.

 

[1msucub]

None of that would’ve mattered if that mine hadn’t collapsed, because EVERYBODY knew you didn’t give no lip to Big John.