"Bah Gawd, when I was in charge at Miss'ippi State, we propped up Alabama, Georgia, and Tennessee, just like God intended! Now, with this NIL money, Alabama don't even need to beat us up every year anymore. What in the hell is this world coming to when we don't even play Alabama anymore? Who are they going to step on to get into the Championship now? Missouri? That's way too long of a drive for Alabama when we're right here next door ready to take one for the team! And another thing... all this SEC TV Revenue is getting out of control! I'm looking at Miss'ippi State schedules with 6,7, hell up to 8 home games! Suddenly, we're just too good to start a season with 3 straight away games in Provo, Memphis, and Columbia, SC?!? How is Tulane gonna have home games if we don't show up?!? And we're putting too much into the "fan experience"... last time I went into Scott Field, the bathrooms had porcelain urinals. Can you imagine? Porcelain... and they were single person urinals with those little walls on the side. Real college football fan piss goes into a galvanized steel trough while you try not to make eye contact with the 20 other men using the same trough!"