Jason Kelce trolls Dallas Cowboys, calls Arlington the 'butthole and armpit of America'

Jason Kelce never misses an opportunity to troll the Dallas Cowboys. But when you’re one of the greatest Philadelphia Eagles of all-time, can you really blame him?

Kelce’s latest shot took place on ESPN‘s “Monday Night Countdown” ahead of the Cowboys’ Week 14 home game against the Cincinnati Bengals. During the pregame show, Scott Van Pelt cut to “The Simpsons” themed alternate broadcast airing on ESPN+ and Disney+, in which Drew Carter, Mina Kimes and Dan Orlovsky are calling the action in animated form.

Mina Kimes, live from Springfield, calls it the "Armpit of America's buttcrack."

Jason Kelce, live from Dallas (or Arlington), calls it "Also the butthole and armpit of America." pic.twitter.com/ttY1esfhcO

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“Specifically, the armpit of America’s buttcrack,” Kimes said to describe Springfield, the fictional city from “The Simpsons.”

Kelce, in Arlington, Texas for the game, said it was “Also the butthole and armpit of America.”

Kelce might have been a little out of order with that comment… though it’s all in good fun, of course.

Cowboys, Bengals set for Week 14 MNF matchup

The Cowboys are looking for their third consecutive win following a 3-7 start to the season which included a five-game losing streak. With all the injuries this season, most notably to quarterback Dak Prescott, being alive in the NFC playoff hunt bodes well for head coach Mike McCarthy‘s chances at returning as the team’s head coach in 2025.

McCarthy is out of a contract next year, but Cowboys legend and Monday Night Football commentator Troy Aikman is in favor of his return.

“Short of Bill Belichick, I don’t know who you’re going to bring in that has a better resume,” Aikman said. “… I just feel that for a team that I really do not think is that far away. … I like the way this team is playing right now, even without their franchise quarterback.”