Micah Parsons has NSFW reaction to NFLPA All-Pro snub

Dallas Cowboys linebacker Micah Parsons had a strong response after seeing his name left off of the NFLPA’s All-Pro team on Wednesday. The list, voted on by fellow players, features linebackers Roquan Smith and Fred Warner, as well as edge rushers Nick Bosa and Myles Garrett, but not the Cowboys’ former first-round pick.

“Man I’m in playoff mode fu** that list!” Parsons tweeted. “Congrats to those that made it tho! They deserve it!”

After catching eyes from former NFL quarterback Dan Orlovsky for his “playoff mode” tweet, Parsons responded with a clip of a lion defending itself against a pack of hyenas. He wrote: “Life or death!! Everything I got Dan!”

The Cowboys are trying to win their first road playoff game in 30 years on Monday night versus the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Life or death!! Everything I got Dan! https://t.co/wVAJRq4fdp pic.twitter.com/5Qu4YSFqfT

— Micah Parsons (@MicahhParsons11) January 11, 2023

On Tuesday, the former Penn State star weighed in on who should follow him up this year for the defensive rookie of the year award. Between Sauce Gardner and Tariq Woolen, the Cowboys linebacker opted for the former UTSA fifth-round pick who is currently in a four-way tie for the NFL’s lead in interceptions with six.

“Sauce or woolen!!” Parsons tweeted. “2 young great CBs! But (Woolen) might have an edge he’s the interception leader and helped take his team to playoffs!! Straight ballers.”

The 2022-23 Player’s All-Pro Team

Here is the All-Pro Team released by the NFLPA, as voted on by the players:

Offense

• Quarterback: Patrick Mahomes (Kansas City)
• Running Back: Josh Jacobs (Las Vegas
• Fullback: Kyle Juszczyk (San Francisco)
• Wide Receiver: Justin Jefferson (Minnesota)
• Wide Receiver: Davante Adams (Las Vegas)
• Tight End: Travis Kelce (Kansas City)
• Left Tackle: Trent Williams (San Francisco)
• Left Guard: Joel Bitonio (Cleveland)
• Center: Jason Kelce (Philadelphia)
• Right Guard: Zack Martin (Dallas)
• Right Tackle: Lane Johnson (Philadelphia)

Defense

• Edge Rusher: Nick Bosa (San Francisco)
• Edge Rusher: Myles Garrett (Cleveland)
• Interior Defensive Lineman: Chris Jones (Kansas City)
• Interior Defensive Lineman: Aaron Donald (Los Angeles Rams)
• Nose Tackle: Dexter Lawrence (New York Giants)
• Off-Ball Linebacker: Fred Warner (San Francisco)
• Off-Ball Linebacker: Roquan Smith (Baltimore)
• Cornerback: Pat Surtain II (Denver)
• Cornerback: Darius Slay (Philadelphia)
• Free Safety: Minkah Fitzpatrick (Pittsburgh)
• Strong Safety: Derwin James (Los Angeles Chargers)

Special Teams

• Kick Returner: Cordarrelle Patterson (Atlanta)
• Punt Returner: KaVontae Turpin (Dallas)
• Core Teamer: Jeremy Reeves (Washington)
• Core Teamer Justin Hardee (New York Jets)
• Kicker: Jason Myers (Seattle)
• Punter: Tommy Townsend (Kansas City)
• Long Snapper: Morgan Cox (Tennessee)