Tom Brady takes aim at Chiefs, Taylor Swift during Netflix roast: 'All your fans are 14-year-old girls'

Former New England Patriots and Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady took numerous personal shots on Sunday night’s Netflix roast, but he’s no stranger to taking big hits after his long and illustrious career. The NFL legend successfully turned the tables on his roasters and even landed some punches on folks not in the building – including the Kansas City Chiefs and their No. 1 fan Taylor Swift.

“Kansas City, you say your stadium is the loudest?” Brady said during his rebuttal, “It helps when your fans are 14-year-old girls.”

“And in honor, of TayTay, let’s take a look at the Chiefs’ eras,” he continued. “Terrible for 50 years, good for five. Shake it off.”

Is Tom Brady nervous about the Chiefs upstaging his Patriots dynasty? Sounds like he might be. After all, Patrick Mahomes has won three Super Bowl rings in just five seasons. Kansas City looks poised to chase yet another in 2024 with the majority of their stars returning. Taylor Swift’s boyfriend, Travis Kelce, recently signed on the dotted line for a two-year raise that makes him the highest-paid tight end in the league.

Kevin Hart roasts Patriots legend with jokes about ex-wife Gisele

Comedian Kevin Hart didn’t hold back at all on Sunday night’s “The Roast of Tom Brady”. There were an extensive collection of celebrities and comedians in attendance to help roast Brady and Hart didn’t take long to dive into the good stuff.

He decided to take a swing at Brady over his very public divorce with Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen.

He mentioned Bundchen and her romance with her jiujitsu instructor, Joaquim Valente. “Eight karate classes a day?” Hart laughed.

One of his best lines was his joke about how the future Hall of Famer’s obsession with football jeopardized his marriage with the former supermodel.

“When you got a chance to go 8-9 and all it will cost you is your wife and your kids, you gotta do what the f**k you gotta do,” Hart said. “You gotta do it.”

The roster of celebrity roasters on Sunday night included Julian Edelman, Will Farrell, Dana White, Rob Gronkowski, Bill Belichick, Nikki Glaser, Kim Kardashian, Jeff Ross, Andrew Schulz, and others.

It was clear that absolutely nothing was off-limits for the entirety of the roast. They touched on just about every part of Tom Brady’s life imaginable. And it was clear for the entire show all of the speakers did not care about “taking things too far.” It’ll definitely go down as one of the better roasts of a such a high-profile celebrity.

On3’s Wade Peery contributed to this report.