ChatGPT ranks top college point guards since 2000

Asking ChatGPT to do your work for you is all the rage these days. Whether it is writing a school report, coming up with a bedtime story for your kids, or coming up with a blog post during a slow news weekend, artificial intelligence might not be completely replacing humans, but it sure is making them lazier.

College Basketball Report asked ChatGPT to rank the top 25 college point guards since 2000, and only one Kentucky player made the cut: John Wall came in 7th.

He finished behind Chris Paul, Derrick Rose, Kemba Walker, Jameer Nelson, Jason Williams, and Trey Burke. Everyone above Wall with the exception of Chris Paul and Jameer Nelson led their team to the Final Four. There is no doubt if Kentucky hadn’t gone ice cold from 3 against West Virginia in the 2010 Elite Eight, and the ‘Cats had made the Final Four, Wall would be further up this list.

I’m still convinced if Jodie Meeks would have returned, that team would have gone undefeated and won a championship going away.

The top 25 point guards in college basketball since 2000

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Why isn’t John Wall higher?

Of course, the disappointing loss in March is my interpretation of why John Wall wasn’t ranked higher, but what does my natural intelligence know? I took it upon myself to ask ChatGPT why John Wall wasn’t ranked higher. This is what it said:

The ranking of college basketball players is subjective and can vary depending on individual opinions and criteria. While John Wall was a highly talented point guard during his time at the University of Kentucky, he played just one season at the collegiate level before entering the NBA draft.

When considering rankings, some factors that might have influenced Wall’s placement could include the overall impact on his team’s success, individual statistics, accolades, and longevity in college basketball. It’s worth noting that the players mentioned in the initial response had a combination of impressive individual achievements and notable team success during their college careers, which could have contributed to their higher rankings in the context of this list.

Additionally, the time period since 2000 encompasses many exceptional point guards, and there are numerous factors to consider when comparing players. While John Wall had a strong impact during his lone college season, the depth of talent and achievements by other point guards during their longer collegiate careers may have influenced their higher rankings on such lists.

ChatGPT response to why John Wall isn’t ranked higher on its list of top college PGs

That sounds to me like a little bit of a cop-out answer, ChatGPT, but whatever.

Great, now I am sad thinking back about that 2010 Elite Eight loss

Being an actual human, now I’m sad thinking back on that 2010 Elite Eight loss. Stupid 1-3-1 zone. But since AI can elicit frustration, it should be able to make me feel better too, right? I asked ChatGPT to cheer me up about the loss. Here is its response:

I understand that as a fan, it can be tough when your favorite team loses a significant game like the Elite Eight. However, it’s important to remember that Kentucky’s journey to the Elite Eight itself was a remarkable accomplishment. Making it that far in the NCAA Tournament is a testament to the team’s talent, hard work, and the coaching staff’s guidance.

Kentucky had a strong season in 2010, and reaching the Elite Eight is an achievement that many teams aspire to. It’s worth celebrating the successes and memorable moments that led to that point. The team showcased their skills and fought hard throughout the tournament, and that in itself is something to be proud of as a fan.

Sometimes, the outcome of a game doesn’t go in the direction we hope for, but it’s important to remember that basketball, like any sport, can be unpredictable. Even the best teams can face challenges and unexpected losses. It’s a part of the game and a reminder that anything can happen in sports.

ChatGPT trying to cheer me up about the 2010 Elite Eight loss

Thanks, ChatGPT. It doesn’t help. Nothing ever will. But thanks for the try.

Anyway, did ChatGPT get this ranking right?