Dontaie Allen: "I'm coming clean. I do have superhuman abilities."

Dontaie Allen is ready to come clean and admit what has been quite clear for some time now: He is Super Three-Ro, defender of the Commonwealth.

The rumors began swirling after he popped a basketball on a simple block and bench pressed an absurd amount of weight without breaking a sweat.

Supernatural detective Doug Dennison was the first to break the news in a series of online videos, and now, Allen is ready to share his true identity with the world.

“I’m here to respond to all the crazy videos out there,” Allen said Thursday. “I’m coming clean. I do have superhuman abilities, and I wasn’t going to do anything about it until a box came to my door and it had this note in it. The note says, “Dontaie, we know your true identity. We’ve been following you. We know you possess powers that are otherworldly. You are Dontaie Allen, Super Three-Ro, defender of the Commonwealth, and we need you to partner with us to serve the citizens of Kentucky.”

“As much as I wanted to ignore it, they’re right. I can’t sit here and let the people of Kentucky suffer. I mean, I’m from Pendleton County!”

White, Greer and Maggard Orthodontics provided Allen with essential items to help protect the state, including a communication device to alarm him when Kentucky is under threat.

Watch Allen’s announcement below:

With a lot of suspense and questioning I have decided to come clean… @wgmortho pic.twitter.com/LtRFtVD5T5

— Dontaie A11en (@dontaieallen11) November 18, 2021

There you have it from the Super Three-Ro himself. Dontaie Allen has superhuman abilities, and now, he’s ready to protect the Commonwealth.

No further questions.