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Tonight we asked the KSR crew to write one paragraph while watching Tennessee/Vanderbilt. Here it is. It's... um... something. Tall- I think things. Right?!?!?! Respect!!!! What do you do? i'm watching a girl shake her butt while a friend of mine talks to her about shaking her butt. I think Kentucky is awesome! I think the SEC tournament is awesome!!!! I love fun!!!! Flener- The intermission was an interesting experience. We traversed across the street to Rippys where grown men took selfies and many a "Let's Go!!!" was exclaimed. The most impressive part is that we returned to the arena only one man down. The Vols are fighting back which makes Macon Vol Fan happy. And anything that makes Macon Vol Fan happy makes me happy. I'm about as happy as when Whitney won The Bachelor. WHITNEY!! WHITNEY!! WHITNEY!! Macon_VolFan Nothing makes me happier than this tournament experience each year. I get to see my friends, I get to laugh at all the tomfoolery, and the outcome of the game doesn't really matter to me. It never has. I have my friends Vols win, Vols lose, it's a good ti....wait, Vols are coming back. 15 mins later---VOLS WIN!! VOLS WIN! VOLS WIN! The game is all that matters. Also, Tito's. Matt There was a time that I came to the SEC Tournament and did nothing but write and work. Now I come to the SEC Tournament and do a few radio shows, take Snapchats and tweet making fun of Louisville (did you see they lost? Wasn't that funny? It made me happy). It is a much easier gig. My college friends are a little out of control (when you get married and this is the one time you are away from your wife/kids, I guess your tend to take advantage) but so far nothing too dramatic. Five things stick out as of now 1. Vandy fans all tuck their shirts into jeans 2. I still have a crush on Kaylee Hartung 3. Doug Shows is charming when he isn't flexing 4. Texas A&M has the fewest fans to travel to basketball in America 5. There is no place on Earth where Sunkist is most popular than the SEC Tournament GP Shannon Spake?!? Good lord girl. How can I be down? (Insert picture) After coming to the SEC Tourney for many many years I have noticed a few things that never change. 1) Dr. Pepper and Sunkist will be consumed 2) Dave Baker will be seen 3) Kentucky fans will make up 90% of all fans in attendance 4) I will see awful basketball, always involving Miss St. 5) Tennessee sucks 6) Kevin Stallings also sucks. 7) I would marry Shannon Spake today 8) Did you see the shirt Shannon Spake was wearing 9) Someone in the KSR group will not make it through the first game of the night session because they have passed out from drunkenness. Tyler "It was the best of times, it was the Durst of times" thought Fred, LOL'ing to himself. Though he hated his surname, he just couldn't shed Durst. His father, Ted Durst, was the one who led Durst's across the Appalachian Trail a mere 150 years ago. They met several tribes of Indians who fed Durst's and thank God the Indians were there, otherwise they would have been dead Durst's. One brother became a doctor (Med Durst) and the other brother became an Iditarod champion (Sled Durst), but the greatest of all was Fred Durst, who penned "Nookie." That was his largest contribution. Francis Scott Key is a bitch. Kipp KSR AT THE SEC TOURNAMENT: A ONE ACT PLAY [DREW enters the bar, hoping for a quiet moment to collect his thoughts before going back to work. A UK fan spots him from across the room and throws up three goggles] UK FAN: DREW! (inaudible) Fireball! [Drew, resigned to his fate, dies inside] SCENE Turkey Hunter At what weight can you still rock a belly button ring? Because by my count, 2/3s of all Nashville bartenders currently look like a Chevrolet Silverado tow package and it is really killing my buzz. Certainly, the top 1/3 are wonderful and tuck their problems with their father behind svelte, sculpted abs, but the majority are turning an otherwise ordinary drink ordering process into one that is quite awkward. I was once told you can't judge a book by its cover (except pornography, because they pretty much tell you what's going on inside the cover), but if you are in the business of selling "sexiness" I would appreciate a little effort/common sense. So, Cat fans, please do not condone this behavior when you arrive tomorrow by over tipping girls that would otherwise function as tug boats. Oh, as for the current updates on today's games, please scroll either up or down because they basically function as something to do while my nachos cool off.