Louisville Porch Pooper strikes again over Labor Day Weekend
One Louisville resident continues to wake up to a stinky surprise. Last week, an unidentified man became known as the “Louisville Porch Pooper” after pooping on the porch of the same Louisville home four times. According to WAVE 3 News, the serial sh***er didn’t pause for Labor Day weekend, visiting the house two more times, on Sept. 1 and 2.
The homeowner, who asked to remain anonymous, told WAVE 3 that on Sept. 1, the pooper did his business and quickly ran away. The next night, the homeowner put cat litter and loud sonic speakers in hopes of scaring the pooper off. It worked; during the visit, the pooper was frightened and ran away.
All of these incidents were captured by a Nest front door camera. The story has now gone national, appearing on TMZ this morning.
EXCLUSIVE: You've heard of porch pirates, but what about porch *poopers? Right now, LMPD is looking for one man who has been pooping on one homeowner's porch multiple times this week – for no reason. My report, below. @wave3news pic.twitter.com/r7xgcSnUxK
— Ward Jolles (@wardjolles) August 30, 2024
“Tuesday morning I went out to my front porch and noticed what I thought was cat poop,” the homeowner told WAVE 3 after the first strike. “It turned out to be a person. Not only did he defecate, but he also urinated on our welcome mat.”
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“Old Louisville, man, you gonna see some, you see everything out here,” a neighbor told WDRB. “I just happened to be outside, and a white guy walked up. He was looking around. He looked like he was going into the apartment. He looked at the window, looked out, and he started crapping.”
Will the Porch Pooper strike again? More importantly, what did this homeowner do to tick him off? The homeowner claims he doesn’t recognize him; if you do, contact LMPD at 502-574-LMPD.
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