Rex Chapman's Newsless News and Views

Twenty-five years ago, a kid from Apollo High School in Owensboro decided to stay in-state and play for Kentucky, launching one of the most celebrated, although fairly brief, careers in the history of the program.  And just as "King Rex" started his college career off with a bang by dropping 18 points and 6 assists on Austin Peay at Rupp Arena, Chapman came out of the gate firing this week with what might be the most amusing Twitter account since Jay Bilas.  Even better, he said he reads KSR and might be making an appearance on the show in the near future.  So are we kissing his tail?  Maybe.  Don't judge us. This is where you insert your segue.  I don't have one.  I just know that I do what I'm told and what makes me happy.  And by rehashing the game played on Kentucky Sports Radio this morning, I'm able to do both.  Matt and Ryan spent the second hour today asking listeners a variety of questions where the answer had to be a former UK basketball or football player.  Below is who they picked.  In the comments section, we want you to pick yours.  It might be easy - and completely correct too -  to pick Rex Chapman for all of them, but that would only make you as big of a kiss-ass as us.  Do you really want that? Without further ado, here are the questions and Matt and Ryan's answers... Want to be your wingman on a date? Matt: Derek Anderson Ryan: Kyle Macy or Ramel Bradley Who would you want to take a road trip with? Matt: Lukasz Orbzut Ryan: Mark Pope Who would you trust with your girlfriend/wife? Matt: Cameron Mills Ryan: Cameron Mills Who would you want to front your band? Matt: Walter McCarty or Bobby Perry Ryan: Walter McCarty Who would you want to have a beer with? Matt: Brandon Knight Ryan: Josh Harrellson Who would you want to throw out the first pitch at a baseball game? Matt: Junior Braddy Ryan: Jamaal Magloire Who would you want to be the sperm donor for your super baby? Matt: Patrick Patterson Ryan: Kelenna Azubuike Who would you want to fight zombies with? Matt: Patrick Sparks Who do you want to fix your iPad? Matt: Mark Coury Who would you want to tutor your kids? Matt: Tim Masthay Who would you want to talk to the police for you when you got pulled over? Matt: Jarrod Polson Who would you want to be your bodyguard? Matt: DeMarcus Cousins Who would you trust to loan your money to? Matt: Bret Bearup Who would you want to land your plane in an emergency situation? Matt: Rob Locke Who would you want to cook you a meal? Matt: Melvin Turpin Who would you want to deliver your eulogy? Matt: John Calipari Who would you save from a burning building? Matt:  John Wall Who would you want to manage your Facebook account? Matt:  Matt Scherbenske Make sure you make your picks below.  Matt will be joined by Mike Pratt, who is painfully absent on this list, in the morning for Kentucky Sports Radio at 10am on Talk Radio 1080.  The best answers here will make it on the show tomorrow.  Or not.  Either way, you'll finally get to tell the world that you wish that Nate Knight got your wife pregnant.  See you in a few...