Super-Scary Halloween Stories!

Boo! Did I scare you, friends? It’s okay, I know I did. You don’t have to pretend to be brave. It’s Halloween, after all. It’s alright to be scared. Friends, It’s the spookiest day of the year. A day of ghosts, goblins and various, horrifying beasties of all sorts. It’s also a great day to share all our favorite scary stories. So let’s have a little creepy fun today with some Super-Scary Halloween Stories, shall we? Be sure to read them with the lights on, friends, have a happy Halloween, be careful out there trick or treating and I’ll see you back here again next week. ----- The Scary Werewolf It was a normal day at the UK Men’s Basketball offices when suddenly horrible snarling is heard growing closer outside. Everyone grows more nervous as the horrible sounds approach -- nearer and nearer. The door bursts open and a beastly werewolf covered in blood bounds through the threshold. Everyone flees in terror as the werewolf stops and looked around. “Hey everybody, it’s just me, John Robic. Sorry, I didn’t get that haircut yet because I’m having some sinus issues. Also, I spilled some french fries at lunch. No need for alarm.” The Terrifying Future A young man, curious as to what team the University of Kentucky football team will play one weekend, walks to his refrigerator to look at the schedule. He is terrified to learn that Alabama is that weekend’s game. But as he looks closer, he sees that the following weekend is a game against Alabama also. And the weekend after that. And the weekend after that. In fact, Alabama is the only team on the schedule for the entire season!!! The Halloween Party John Calipari hosts a Halloween party at his house and all of his friends come for a fun evening of bobbing for Orange Leaf and s’mores around the fire. But the innocent partygoers soon realize something has gone horribly, gruesomely wrong: Eli Capilouto, Rob Bromley and Frank Martin have all come dressed in the same costume…that costume is Miley Cyrus from the VMA Awards!!! A Horrific Evening of Absolute Terror A family of four is settling in on Halloween night when suddenly a thump comes at their front door. Nervously, the father looks out the window. He sees nothing. Thump, thump, thump — again, the mysterious thumping comes at the door. The father gets a flashlight and heads outside. The family cries out in horror as the father runs back into the house, blood gushing from his nose. “Everybody stay inside!” he shouts. “Marcus Lee is DUNKING ON THE HOUSE!” The Mysterious Figure A young couple is making out on a park bench when, in the distance, bushes begin to rustle. As the couple looks on, trembling, a shadowed figure comes out of the darkness, shaking and gyrating as if something is terribly wrong. The couple shakes as they try to flee from the impending figure when it emerges in to the light. “It’s so horrible!” the girl says as she sees the figure revealed. “Oh my God!” says the boy. “It’s Sam Malone! And he’s still dancing!!” The Haunted Championship One dark spring night a Louisville fan watches as a decrepit, sullen ghoul leads his team to a National Championship. The next day he is talking to his friend, a Kentucky fan, about the finals, remarking that “what Rick Pitino did for the team this year was amazing.” His friend’s eyes widen in horror. “Rick Pitino? Why, Rick Pitino’s been dead since 1998!!”