While perusing the Tennessee headlines today to better prepare myself for Saturday's big game, I came across a story that really grabs your attention.
A man from Maryville, Tennessee, just outside of Knoxville, was arrested on felony charges once it was discovered that he
dipped his testicles into a container of salsa that he was delivering to a customer. The testicle-dipping came to light because... and you won't believe this... the man recorded a video while doing it and then posted the video online. “This is what you get when you give an 89 cents tip for an almost 30-minute drive," he said. (To my knowledge, the video is no longer online, you pervert.)
The man, Howard Matthew Webb, worked for a food delivery service and the salsa was from a nearby restaurant. He was charged with adulteration of food.
Be careful in Tennessee this weekend, my friends!
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