The Different Degrees of "Surrender Cobra"

[caption id="attachment_186363" align="alignnone" width="600"] @RedditCFB[/caption] Football's latest and greatest phenomenon to illustrate the agony of defeat is the Surrender Cobra.  It's a different kind animal, much less deadly than its reptilian cousin but much more humiliating.  The Surrender Cobra has a variety of species within its genus.  During this Bye Week, I'm hear to educate on the different types of Surrender Cobra you need to be aware of entering the Second Half of the season. When you realize you're the only one in the office that wore your Halloween costume to work. [caption id="attachment_186355" align="alignnone" width="600"] @SurrenderCobra[/caption] When you don't have a tissue to wipe away your tears. [caption id="attachment_186357" align="alignnone" width="600"] @RedditCFB[/caption] When it's so bad you can only use one hand. [caption id="attachment_186356" align="alignnone" width="600"] @RedditCFB[/caption] When you still have your swag turned on. [caption id="attachment_186360" align="alignnone" width="600"] @Pawkahb[/caption] When that dude just can't take a hint. [caption id="attachment_186361" align="alignnone" width="600"] @SurrenderCobra[/caption] When it's not even halftime. [caption id="attachment_186353" align="alignnone" width="422"] @fsujuan93[/caption] When it won't stop and you're still standing in the rain. [caption id="attachment_186354" align="alignnone" width="600"] @GTHOleMiss[/caption] When Mom forgets to buy pizza rolls. When you regret getting that "Dolphins Super Bowl 50 Champs" tattoo. [caption id="attachment_186359" align="alignnone" width="557"] @TheAdmiral6[/caption] When you miss a field goal and lose the Iron Bowl on a 109-yard return.