Which Would You Rather?

Happy Friday, everyone! Well, we didn't succeed in freeing Big Blue Madness. So those of you not attending the official kickoff to UK's basketball season in person at Rupp will be huddled around your laptop watching the proceedings on the internet, which is super fun because it's not like you don't already spend an unhealthy amount of time staring at your computer all week! Tonight, as you're hunched over, squinting at the tiny screen -- much like an elderly grandmother does when she's forwarding the latest email titled "READ THIS: EBOLA SPREADS THROUGH KITTIES' SANDPAPER-TONGUE KISSES!!1!" -- keep in mind that this must be how self-righteous, cable-cancelling cord-cutters watch sports all the time, all in the name of saving $40. SUCKERS! Anyway, as you look for ways to kill the next few hours of work leading up to the festivities, I thought we could play a quick round of my favorite game: Which Would You Rather? If you've never played Which Would You Rather? before, here's how it works: I present two scenarios, from which you must decide which you would rather experience. For example, which would you rather do: Dress up as the Wildcat and do one arm pushups when the football Cats beat UT Martin 59-14, or spend four hours as an ESPN phone service representative fielding angry calls and trying to explain the intricacies of copyright laws relating to live broadcasts to members of the Big Blue Nation? See how much fun that is?! OK, here's a tough one for you. Which would you rather watch: http://youtu.be/FH9XDDsfbW4 Wolves, starring the dude who played Khal Drogo in Game of Thrones and some kid who had a minor role in the latest X-Men movie, which just takes a bunch of stuff from other recent werewolf movies and shows (A "teen wolf" playing sports! A dreamy wolf-kid whose favorite time of day appears to be "twilight!" A grizzled hunter and a "wolf man" face off!) and throws them all into a trailer that looks like it could be a spoof created by Saturday Night Live. OR... http://youtu.be/FavZz6fjUD8 A two-hour movie about this monkey giving itself a bath in a sink?   I know which one I'd choose (give me the monkey movie, but extended it to three and a half hours because it's a monkey! Giving itself a bath! In a sink!), but I'll let you decide for yourself.   @TheSEShepherd