The Envelope, Please : Week 11 Awards

Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please …
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GAMES
Play this again: No. 24 North Carolina 47, Duke 45 2 OT
Never play this again: No. 12 Oregon State 62, Stanford 17
What? No. 14 Missouri 36, No. 13 Tennessee 7
Huh? Texas Tech 16, No. 16 Kansas 13
Are you kidding me? Arizona State 17, UCLA 7
Oh. My. God: UCF 45, No. 15 Oklahoma State 3
Told you so: No. 3 Michigan 24, No. 10 Penn State 15
COACHES
Wish I was him: Dan Lanning, Oregon
Glad I’m not him: Luke Fickell, Wisconsin
Lucky guy: Steve Sarkisian, Texas
Poor guy: Mike Elko, Duke
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Barry Odom, UNLV
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Josh Heupel, Tennessee
Desperately seeking … anything: Lincoln Riley, USC
TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Ohio State
Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Oklahoma State
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Ole Miss
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Hawaii
Dang, they’re good: Florida State
Dang, they’re bad: Pitt
Did the season start? Arkansas
Can the season never end? Alabama